My wife spoke to me yesterday over skype chat. She's in San Diego right now picking up two of our zoo (cats) that have been staying with her parents there. She's the one that gave me the news that McCain/McSame/McLame/ oh go on...you guys fill in the blanks....had picked a female for his VP.
I pissed my pants laughing. Very clever. VERY funny.
You see, I am no longer delusional about the government serving me. The government has no interest in serving me or you or anyone except themselves. I know. That's a dark thought. I'm sorry.
Pull your heads out of your collective asses. When you argue about this guy or that girl or whatever being the better candidate, you're just a tool, because there's a big machine back in the shadows that's operating the whole thing, and if you don't think so, then answer me why...even through democratic and republican presidents....why are we so dependent on oil?
In my mind, oil is THE issue. Fuck the homeless and the starving and taxes, and the whole nine yards. Why are we so dependent on oil? And why is this my big question? Because there's shit going on behind the scenes that we aren't being told. We elect someone to represent us, but after that, THEY choose what decisions they make. In other words, once we've picked someone, we sure hope they are who they say they are, but they NEVER are. NONE. ZERO. NOT ONE.
Politicians are the scum of the earth. Not even lawyers can compare. If I could press a button and erase all politicians from the planet, they'd be gone faster than you could say "no whammies."
Politicians have one and only one redeeming quality. They provide material to comics.