Conspiracy Theories

I doubt this thread will last long so here goes... the Illuminati runs the world. It is made up of various families which are pretty much traceable to the Rothschild banking empire. Our leaders are picked by these people not us. If you are not one of them then you are a useless feeder, which is what they term us. The actual families only number around eight or so, but they practice inbreeding, just like the Royal Family of England. So you know what comes of inbreeding... but anyways, they want to rule the world, and actually do. They control all of the finances, which is now nothing more than credit. The Federal Reserve was set up by them to swindle our money. Check for yourself... Wilson said it was the worst thing he'd ever done, and by doing so he destroyed our country forever. The Masons and Illuminati are pretty much one in the same. Personally I blame Israel by and large, for they are a focal point through which the Illuminati will bring in the end of the world. Destroy Israel, and leave the Muslims alone.

I hope you guys are right.

I had a frightening thought the other day.

There are no conspiracies and George Bush is really the top dog and in control.

Ronald Reagan was a honorary member of the Imperial Council of the Shrine.

I had a frightening thought the other day. There are no conspiracies and George Bush is really the top dog and in control.

Haha.. You know.. that's probably the scariest conspiracy ever. The conspiracy theory that there is no conspiracy theory and that G. Bush is actually in charge.

The conspiracy theory that there is no conspiracy theory and that G. Bush is actually in charge.

Yep, if nothing else you'ld think the oil companies bought the presidency and Cheney and Rumsfeld are actually running things with Bush just being a figure head.

Sort of frightening to think they might actually be taking orders from Bush rather than calling the shots.

But then the oil and gas prices fall right before the elections so I feel better knowing that the probablity is very high that someone is actually pulling the strings. ( Not to mention the interest rates leveling off for a bit unexpectedly )

Maybe I should clarify the Israel part a bit... Zionism is the front behind which the Illuminati hide. It is their "religion" if you would call it that. I firmly believe that the holocaust didn't happen exactly as we are told. Many people died, not just jews, and it was because the Allies bombed the crap out of Germany's supply routes, thus leaving the prisoner of war camps without food or supplies. This was thoroughly documented by the Red Cross at that time. As far as burning bodies, yes they were cremated upon dying because there was just no room for burial. There was also a "ground soak" factor which meant that they couldn't dig too deep for the purpose of making a mass grave. Lots of people died, not just jews, and it wasn't genocide, unless you say that it was on the part of the Allies with the bombings. The Illuminati tried to establish Israel during WW I and obviously failed. So then we had to have WW II, and that finally did it. Israel is the nexxus of all that is evil and the hub for the Illuminati plan. I guess to really understand it all you would first have to ask yourself if you believe in God and Satan, because that is truly what this is all about, a battle for our souls. Not to stray off the main subject but look at the Israeli army, the IDF... their motto is by deception we shall wage war... then think of Sept. 11... then think of one of Satan's main titles... the great Deceiver. I could go on and on but the point is moot because it seems to fall on deaf ears, and I don't mean on this forum.
This is our world people, and we need to take it back from those who don't want us to have it. The Corporations run our government.... always remember that and to follow the money.

Guess I'll add my own conspiracy theory to the list...

Theory: Twinkies are made from ground up toenail clippings.

Supporting evidence: Have you ever tasted one?

Theory: Twinkies are made from ground up toenail clippings. Supporting evidence: Have you ever tasted one?

A Twinkie or a toenail clipping?

Some times there's just no toenail clipper around, and you gotta do what you gotta do...

#6 -- I find it frightening if you actually believe that, I hope you're just putting that up there for fun. Sadly a lot of people do believe theories like that and deny the holocaust either completely or partially.

Your 'bombed supply lines = dead prisoners' equation doesn't write-off why the concentration camps existed in the first place. It doesn't explain the gas chambers. The only reason anybody sent to a concentration camp survived long enough to start starving, supply-lines or no, was so that those 'lucky' prisoners could be used for slave labor instead of their flesh turned to soap and their hair turned into shoelaces.

It's true the Jews were not the only group targetted, everyone from homosexuals to communists to gypsies and the list goes on were put on the chopping block. Nobody's denying that. More attention could be placed on the atrocities created by Stalin, more attention could be placed on the atrocities commited by Imperial Japan, as in those cases many perpetrators got off scot-free.. but nobody's DENYING those 'other' holocausts, and wouldn't every other genocide take away from the 'capital' this 'vast zionist conspiracy' would gain? Doesn't every new genocide take away from any sympathy that the holocaust would generate? If the holocaust was a P.R. stunt, it would require vast resources to pull the wool over our eyes, resources that could've kept the Khmer Rouge, and numerous genocides in Africa, out of the headlines.

Every 'holocaust conspiracy' theory I've ever heard seems to ignore that there was, and is, a world-wide thread of anti-semitism. Anti-semitism was very prevalent in the U.S., you'd especially expect it among the young men that swelled the ranks of our military. Eugenics also had a foothold in the U.S. So, to believe the holocaust never happened, you have to believe that everyone who came across evidence of the holocaust not only lacked any anti-semitism but was 'pro-zion'. It doesn't make sense to me.

If there's any conspiracy about the formation of Israel, it can be traced back to fundamentalist christianity and the belief that the Jews have to reclaim certain holy lands in order to set the stage for the apocalypse. Here's a conspiracy theory of my own: many conservative Christians CANNOT FREAKING WAIT for The Apocalypse, and will do everything in their power to force it. Mostly, destroying the rainforests, the ozone layer, overpopulating the world so much that The Lord must have the trumpets blowed and the scrolls unrolled or whatever.. after all, if we drive ourselves to extinction, then it's obviously God that's screwed up, and that just can't happen. Uh huh.

But the real-real reason I think Israel needs to exist (it might not be THE reason)? Because every century or so, some dictator or mob or whatever has decided to round up the Jews in their country, or city, or whatever and kill them. Some nation has to exist on this earth, with a sovereign military and an intelligence service, that =gives a damn= about that.

I have no faith that, had the outside world known everything about the Holocaust while it was happening, but that Germany had not invaded anybody.. that anybody would've done jack squat. The U.S. sure as hell would've stayed out, we would've stayed out had we not been directly attacked as it turned out anyway. Politicians are populists, and populism is cowardly... such cowardice is bi-partisan, by the way.

That's another conspiracy theory. The parties are the same on everything that matters.

How about the classic "America is Bankrupt Theroy"? I have a brother that really believes this... lol

it goes something like this: "back in about 1916, America needed to raise the funds to fight World War I. They didn't have them, so they borrowed the money from the world banks (Enter large amount here), and agreed to pay the bankers back over 50 years at XX intrest- Also one of the conditions was the Woodrow Wilson would start up a forum to unite the nations of the world, this enabling the World Bank to start to control other nations, enter the league of Nations- Thou American Congress and Senate kept America out of the League of Nations due to the fact that they where not consulted about the World Bank Loan to America... yadayadayada- Everything was fine until the '29 stock market crash- The world wide econemy was left in shambles, and America couldn't make those payments. Enter WWII, America was now far-far-far in the red. Worse then we have ever been in our history. But we needed money again. FDR went to the World Bank and ask for the money- but the World Bank said, "tough, the only way we'll give you money is if you agree to these conditions" The conditions, with out going into a long boring story was that the World Bank now controled America and that after the close of the war, America would set up a new "League of Nations" and it WOULD be a part of it. Because of this, America is no longer under Consitutional law, the world bankers are in control of America, and America is working towards the goals of one world order with the UN... yadayadayadaydaya

If you want to read about that theroy- there is plenty of writing on it, (the american version) thou I'd suggest you read the books where the idea came from. It is important to note that this thought is the one Hitler used to do what he did to the Jews, and belive me- There are alot more books about this thought in German about how Jews Bankers where to blame for the defeat of Germany and her following poverty... (forget the excessive amounts of restitution France demanded...)

I have no faith that, had the outside world known everything about the Holocaust while it was happening, but that Germany had not invaded anybody.. that anybody would've done jack squat. The U.S. sure as hell would've stayed out, we would've stayed out had we not been directly attacked as it turned out anyway. Politicians are populists, and populism is cowardly... such cowardice is bi-partisan, by the way.

Can't debate you on that... Except on the Politicians crack, there was one that wasn't a populist... Harry Truman- It sure wasn't popular the way he was prepared to draft the rail road workers to stop the strike... lol- Man, I sure like Harry- Thou nobody else did...

Ok, here's mine: All consipracy theroys were lies maed up by Communists to make us untrusting of our government so a cultural insurection aand/or a military invasion easier.

Hmm... I was reading this again- It strikes me there is alot of misunderstandings about Isreal and how she was formed...

Jews have been in the 'holy land' ever since the so called 'scattering'. The creation of Isreal was seriously proposed after the close of WWI, Since when the Allies won, it caused the crumbling of the Axis powers. (Germany, Bulgaria, Austria and the Ottoman Empire

Remember folks.. All these is just theories. Mainly for the purpose of entertainment. I dont' deny there probably is a conspiracy that goes on behind our back. But, in the end, there really is nothing we can do about it. The Powers-That-Be have been in control for thousands of years, with that kind of grip on power, who's to stop them.

Here's a new conspiracy theory. We are all not real. What we consider the universe is just a complicated video game. God is a little kid playing Sim Universe and we're all just sims.

But, in the end, there really is nothing we can do about it. The Powers-That-Be have been in control for thousands of years, with that kind of grip on power, who's to stop them.

Us if we strip them of their power and kill 'em all if necessary... remember the American Revolution anyone?
And as far as Israel... it's in the Bible, even their own God hated them, as all he ever did was punish them. Jesus despised them, their God despised them... suprisingly enough the only entity in the bible that did seem to appreciate the jews was Satan. Go figure.
And to answer Stromko, no I didn't put that there as a "joke". Truth is I despise Israel and any who would support her. Especially after what the IDF did to the Lebanese people. How do you bomb an ambulance which is clearly marked? Only the IDF. They make the Gestappo look like tree hugging girl scouts. Watch any documentary which details the levels of abuse and repression the IDF soldiers dish out to innocent civilians almost daily. There are even groups of jews whose sole purpose is to show the world how corrupt and wrong their own Zionist government is. These are the only jews worth anything in Israel, the ones who know that their country and their government is wrong. Always has been, always will be.

"Make the gaestopo look like tree-hugging girl scouts"?!?!?! What grade did you get in History class, just out of curiosity?

Haven't you heard? Everyone is worse than Nazis these days. Parents who won't let their kids stay up late are 'worse than Nazis"... Forum moderators who close threads like this (where are they anyway?) are "worse than Nazis"...

Nazis put a lot of effort into being some of the most despicable scum the human race has ever produced. Sadly, all that effort in being the sickest bastards imaginable seems to have landed them somewhere between "movie theatre ushers" and "old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn" on today's Sliding Scale of Naziness.

Um, I usually defend the Human Gene Pool. But some in this thread are making that difficult.

Um, I usually defend the Human Gene Pool. But some in this thread are making that difficult.

Hahaha....

But anyways.. American revolution was a revolution by the masons from the Illuminati. Seriously, how can one stop a secret society who's reach is all emcompassing. How would you stop a powerful entity who's very nature is deception. Even this thread can be a way to control the hearts and mind of all of us. And to the bigger question, do we really want to stop them? I mean, Utopia doesn't sound that bad. It beats chaos.

But anyways.. American revolution was a revolution by the masons from the Illuminati.

Freedom, prosperity, and self governence was a fortunate by product.

Seriously though, how has this thread srvived this long with out being closed?

Seriously though, how has this thread srvived this long with out being closed?

Must be a conspiracy...

Seriously though, how has this thread srvived this long with out being closed? Must be a conspiracy...

Haha.. A conspiracy on conspiracy unto itself. Let's keep this going and see how long we can keep it up.

Here's a new conspiracy theory.

The Moon landing conspiracy was a conspiracy by the Greys so we would undermine NASA. Humanity in space is a threat to their plans on invading us on 2012. Their plan has worked. We were suppose to be in space by now and wear shiny space suits which would make us immune to their weapon. Now, we are doomed.

The Moon landing conspiracy was a conspiracy by the Greys so we would undermine NASA. Humanity in space is a threat to their plans on invading us on 2012. Their plan has worked. We were suppose to be in space by now and wear shiny space suits which would make us immune to their weapon. Now, we are doomed.

But what if this is a trick? Maybe there is a cult that likes to eat the flesh of Greys, so they want them to invade in 2012 so they'll have plenty of meat to eat. So, they infiltrated the Greys and made them cook up the moon-landing hoax. If we made it into space, the invasion wouldn't happen and we would probably be at peace with the Greys. The cult would be unable to hunt them.

I mean, Utopia doesn't sound that bad.

Yeah, but who's idea of Utopia? I thought this thread was just to have a little fun but since some people seem to be taking it a little seriously... I will bow out on this one.  

Yeah, but who's idea of Utopia? I thought this thread was just to have a little fun but since some people seem to be taking it a little seriously... I will bow out on this one.

It is still for the purpose of entertainment. C'mon.. use a little more wild imaginations.