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Conspiracy Theories

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I'm kinda bored and I do love these message boards. So how bout some conspiracy theories that anyone wants to share. You can add to someone's or just create your own, but try to explain why your theories are probable. I'll start. (disclaimer: these are just for entertainment, hope no one gets taken by the greys and anally probe for knowing too much)

The World is divided by secret societies.
-In America, the Masons are in control. The Masons themselves are divided into different sects. One particular sect is the Skull & Bones which happen to have have as its member, President Bill Clinton and President George Bush Sr. This explains their bed-buddy relationships in the last few years.

-The goal of the masons seems to be to build a utopian society, but like all groups, they have different views on how to approach this. Hence, the Democrats and Republicans.

-Only one prominent President was not a member of Masons or any of their sect. Pres. Ronald Regan. In his campaign to for the 1980 presidency election, he vowed to fight and investigate these secret society. Then something odd happens, Reagan decided to take Bush as his Vice. Bush, the Secret Societies Favored Son. What happens next, a "madman" tried to and almost succeeded in assassinating President Reagan, which would have put Bush in the White House.

-One fact about the Masons, they hide behind a glass veil. They established the Free Masons and portray them as crackpots. Then through american media, the divert attention to the Illuminati, their rivals in Europe. They feed the conspiracy theories so to divert attention from themselves. So what yo see is is all an illusion.

Or this is just all BS and my true purpose is to divert the truth.
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Reply #26 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Now lets focus our collaborated minds into solving the greatest conspiracy in all human history.

Why does alot of things taste like Chicken? This itself has to be a conspiracy.
Reply #27 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Because chickens rule the world... didn't you know that. Why do you think no one can answer the famous "which came first? The chicken or the egg?" question. There is no answer because the chickens are gods.
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Reply #28 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Why does alot of things taste like Chicken?


The only thing that doesn't taste like chicken is chicken, and that's the true conspiracy!

Most chickens in North America don't taste like much at all. They're so selectively bred, medicated, and fed in order to grow as big as possible as young as possible, that they usually end up tasting like cardboard.
Reply #29 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
They're so selectively bred, medicated, and fed in order to grow as big as possible as young as possible, that they usually end up tasting like cardboard.


But it's the juciest, best tasting cardboard money can buy!

There is the conspiracy that the headquarters for the New World Order is underneath the Denver Airport (this is an actaul conspiracy, google or wiki it to learn more). Can't say I buy into it, but it is fun to read about.
Reply #30 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
But what if this is a trick? Maybe there is a cult that likes to eat the flesh of Greys, so they want them to invade in 2012 so they'll have plenty of meat to eat. So, they infiltrated the Greys and made them cook up the moon-landing hoax. If we made it into space, the invasion wouldn't happen and we would probably be at peace with the Greys. The cult would be unable to hunt them.


Why does alot of things taste like Chicken? This itself has to be a conspiracy.


Chickens are Greys! Everything tastes like chicken to us because humans were genetically altered by uber-aliens from ape stock to become the primary predators of Greys. We are programmed to seek the sweet juicy flesh of chickens because Greys are chickens - which explains why we keep seeing UFOs but never any aliens. The aliens are chickens!

The uber-aliens are planning to gather humans up and land them on planets controlled by chicken/Greys. The humans will then be provided with deep fryers and tankers of Ranch dressing. We will then consume all!

The uber-aliens are probably the cows...
Reply #31 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Our one true masters are not chickens, cows, nor pigs. Our masters are non other than the Cats.

If you take into account how cats are all self-serving vain animals whose respect must be earned through groveling and have mood swings similar to women, yet many humans keep them as pets. Some even have more than a few to say the least.

The cats true purpose is to have us invade Pluto where the first master dogs originated. Luckily, the dogs of Pluto have sent agents to counteract this cat conspiracy.
Reply #32 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
The dogs are no better. I mean, we walk around behind them cleaning up their poop for Pete's sake! Talk about servitude!
Reply #33 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I'm not too big a fan of conspiracy theories. Most of them probably aren't true, and honestly they don't affect my everyday life.

And since it's hard to tell who's serious and not, I'm not gonna add anymore fuel to the fire . . .
Reply #34 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Haha.. CobraA1... This is just all for fun. C'mon.. Make up something so out-there and unbelievable that it might be true.

And True about servitude to the Dogs. Heres a new theory. Stardock is actually run by Atlanteans who were almost destroyed by the vicious invader known as the Aliens who Say Ni. They have been working for so long to prepare us to strike back. They are using Galactic Civilization as a tactical training simulator so one day, those few of us who are worthy can command fleets of android controlled warship.
Reply #35 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Actually it's all due to a miscommunication regarding shrubberies. And the android controlled warships are really hulled out blue whale carcasses fueled by the whale's blubber in some sort of anti-matter generator. They hate the dolphins and are striving to erradicate the species by driving them all towards the Hudson river and then watching them drown in the brown and fetid waters of doom.
Reply #36 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
They hate the dolphins and are striving to erradicate the species by driving them all towards the Hudson river and then watching them drown in the brown and fetid waters of doom.


You know, extinction of the whales is onething, but forcing anyone to be in the Hudson is just plain sadistic.
Reply #37 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Alright I have the biggest conspiracy of them all... WOMEN!!!!!!!!
Let's face it, how can someone bleed for seven days and still not die? They want to have their cake and eat it too. They are wicked and evil, every last one of them. Oh sure, they make you think they care with their warm cookies and milk. It's a trick! Be wary! They paint their faces so you don't know their true identity and spray themselves with sweet scents to mask the stench of death that exudes from their very pores. Then there's all of the body modification "clothing" not to mention the actual act of going under the knife to make "enhancements" as they call them. I tell you they are not to be trusted, even if they snuggle up to you on the couch and coo seductively in your ear don't be swayed for it is a trick. They have ways of shutting down a male's higher brain functions and some of them can even cause severe and sudden blood loss to the cranial region. Stay tuned for more information on how to identify and thwart the female agenda!!!

Was this one good enough to get you going Achillus?  
Reply #38 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Conspiracy Theory: The American Revolution was really not that revolutionary; the colonists had it pretty good, better quality of life than the people living in England (fact) with a lot less taxes (fact) and the new taxes being introduced were hardly a significant drain on their financial status (fact). They were only being taxed because of the extremely expensive defense of the colonies by the British army and navy during the "world war" that had just occurred (fact).

The hullabaloo about no taxation without representation and all that nonsense was just drummed up by a relatively small group of the wealthy elite in America, who wanted to call the shots in these new colonies rather than allow the wealthy elites in Britian proper to continue to maintain control, so they started a huge propaganda campaign to incite the people to revolution.

The so-called Boston massacre was a large group of drunken colonists throwing rocks at 8 or so armed soldiers; they were seriously afraid for their lives and being physically attacked by men using pieces of wood as clubs; their commanding officer was knocked down and gave the order to fire to disperse the crowd, the soldiers did so, killing 5 people (fact).

This event was blown out of proportion and facts were distorted so that it became a cause for the revolutionary movement, which finally began to catch on.

The only thing that *changed* for the average colonists was the name of their nation. There was no revolution, just a slight change in power from British wealthy elites to the new American wealthy elites.

How about that one?
Reply #39 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I heard two mice were plotting to take over the world, one going by the alias of "Pinky."

Wait - *opens GalCiv2* - can I make my ships pink ?
Reply #40 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Where'd you get that one Nacho? Heck it's believable enough considering that the founding fathers were rich landowners and the majority were lawyers and such...
Reply #41 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I'm a historian, and its a theory proposed in various essays and books by various historians. If you'd like I can look through my books to find some specific names, but unless you specifically ask I'll not bother because I'm rather lazy
Reply #42 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I see the Nazi party is making a come back in Germany.
They have gained seats in several German district parliaments.
They are financed by Dumsfeld and Cheyney....you know, the ones controlling Bush.
Reply #43 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Taco Bell is made out of People

People, AHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA People AAHAHAHAHA

Reply #44 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Evil Stormbringer. I think you hit the spot. OMG, how come we never saw that. I mean, we always complain and yet the truth was in our face the whole time.

Women is the true conspiracy. After some meditation on the subject, it just occured to me. Man is the perfect being.. Whole and pure. Then Lucifer decided to create a being to corrupt God's creation. This being must be attractive to Men and since Lucifer is not god, he cannot create life at will. So he takes a rib from Man and creates Woman. He ensured that men will be tempted, so he gave her features that would certainly attract men. He then breath into her Life of the most vile and deceptive form. From that moment, Man was doomed to fall. Then over time, after Man and Woman left the Garden, Woman has been able to slowly corrupt men more and more. Even the story of Origin has been defiled.

It is believe that Lucifer is actually an Alien race bent on the destruction of another benevolent race called G.O.D. G.O.D. created a new species called Man, yet the Lucifers corrupted this and now an eternal war is being fought between Man and Woman. And all in the guise called "Sex" the most brutal type of battle that has ever been created in all the Universe. It is fought on an individual basis.