MortalKhrist

banned for forgetting Sweden.

banned for trash talking pink. Red and white mixed together, the best colors ever.

banned for forgetting the best one. I heard spanking increases sex cravings.

If I remember correctly, it took 26 hours to get to Vegas. And we were non-stop driving. Never again. Well... maybe later.

You're telling me that I was in Vegas last March, and didn't know you lived there? We're through.

banned for relying on food

weekend's still going on baby.

i would give you karma, but i saw you flirting with the young girls.

banned for making me think of "Two girls, one cup" [e digicons]:puke:[/e]

banned for not implying where "there" is

[quote who="Ryat" reply="18363" id="3055083"]No, my wife keeps them with her. [/quote] Maybe I am your wife, and you just don't know it.

[quote who="Ryat" reply="18353" id="3055024"]Yes, you are woman. [/quote] You should make sure you still have your balls... [e digicons]}:)[/e]

banned for forgetting the one way to the top: cigarette lobbyists

You calling me a liar?

How are possums dirty, but cute at the same time?

banned for not having the money to throw in random person's faces.

What do the guys say? It's not the size, it's how you use it? banned for forgetting that part. I know how to use my boobs.

[quote who="starkers" reply="3351" id="3052771"]Banned because that statement is useless without pics... also banned for thinking your boobies should never be banned before a team assessment. [/quote] [quote who="Draakjacht" reply="3352" id="3052799"]banned for I agree. She is cute, but a thorough examination of the matter should be held. I recommend we form a committee to oversee this investigation.[/quote] My boobies are small. See. <img sr

Neilo and Draakjacht banned for lame bans. And then Draakjacht unbanned for sticking by my side and PMing me when the rest of you abandoned me. losers. [e digicons]:hugme:[/e]

And the thread is fixed. When are they going to rename this thread to, "MortalKhrist's Domain"? I swear I live here.

You're all banned for not taking the time to learn that if you go to earlier pages of the "Last person to post..." thread you can successfully post. You all left me there alone. [e digicons]:hugme:[/e]

I just needed a cool catch phrase like tesb. You know, join the crowd and what not. And if by Reaper, you mean "do I like to take control in bed?" Why yes, yes I do. 나는 죽음 이다

banned for being my apostle... Wait what? unbanned

[quote who="Draakjacht" reply="18294" id="3053417"]you haven't been watching the news when all those teachers got fired and charged with statutory, huh?[/quote] But we are only 3 years apart. I was talking about when the guy is 18, and the girl is 16, and the guy can be registered as a sex offender. And actually, last time I checked, the age of consent just became 17.

I just realized something. A while back, Boobz claimed that religion was magic, I'm guessing he said that because when God or gods do things, they bend the natural order of things. In that case, this thread is asking: "Science and magic (One and the same?) And I believe we all know what Thor said, "Where I come from, (science and magic) are both one and the same. I believe the person who started this thread has trolled us all.