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Reply to Unbelievable in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I forgot to link where I got the story from so here it is: link for article about the boy can be found here Link once there go through photos of the day.

Unbelievable in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Un-bloody-believable! Is this for real? This pig is huge. I have never seen a pig this size, Jamison Stone, aged 11, poses with a wild pig he killed near Delta, Alabama in the U.S. Stone's father, Melynne, says the hog weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its' snout to the base of its' tail. Wild Pigs do

Reply to Overworked Mouse and the Glider in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

"Once upon a time, there was this poor, overworked mouse

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

while I puts on tha kettle fer a good ol' brew o' Tetleys ah now ye be talkin mighty fine language, a cuppa tetleys brew that be a mighty treat! while i be stuck on land wit ta landlubbers in ta rat infested cell i be findin this website wot ta landlubbers be usin - it be lookin like it be good fun. WWW Link seems pirating be spoofin al over ta place! this one ere be so funny

Reply to Help Fight Global Poverty! in Internet JoeUser Forums

This looks very good on the surface. I hope it is a genuine and an honest organisation, because if it is, it can do a lot of good. (One thing though I would not give a blue arsed penny to Africa, Africa the bottomless pit, she just never pulls herself out of the trash can.)

Reply to Overworked Mouse and the Glider in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

sofa...oops, copped to being a 'couch potato', there nice to see you Seldom

Reply to "He's From Barcelona" - Explains it all? in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Fawlty Towers - loads of laughs! I double over when I watch some of the episodes. Another one I enjoy is "Allo Allo" I really get going with that one too. I have not seen Allo Allo out on DVD otherwise I would get some of them.

Reply to Overworked Mouse and the Glider in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Aye, I'd say that mouse looks so over-worked you'd be pushing to get a ravenous cat even slightly interested. As for that new fangled gadget, I have no idea how good one be as I've never seen one before....but it looks like it'd have to be a darned site more comfortable to use than that boney old mouse. It does that, looks way more comfy. <div

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

So 'ow be 'e? Us've missed ye n' yer cat o' nine summat fierce round tha decks 'n all. As ye can see, us 'aves sum new crew members wot be might be a tad green, but I be sure them'll pick up tha ropes in no time an' make fine replacements fer that bunch o scurvy sea dogs wot slipped o'er tha side ta go visitin' 'ouses of ill repute. aaarrggh Cap't it be mighty fine ta be back an all! Ere now Mistress Jenny be puttin ta crew ta rights fer

Overworked Mouse and the Glider in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

I came across this picture and decided to share it with you all, it differs slightly from the usual joke mouse pictures I have seen (or so I thought anyway s) My mouse has certainly been overworked whilst in confinement, traversing other sites, but it does not look quite like this poor fella! I still use the old fashioned little mouse, I have tried the roller ba

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

aaargghh Cap't Starkers permission ta come aboard? Me time in confinement bein served an all?

Reply to Job Interview Tips in Business JoeUser Forums

You absolutely must follow up with an email after the interview. I have in the past followed up with a call but have hated doing that with a vengeance (and they could probably tell in the tone, no matter how hard you try to hide it it probably shows) an email is probably better. This is a very handy list for youngsters starting out. I am going to print this off for my daughter, thanks.

Reply to The What Exam Room??????? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Crikey! Why does't someone tell them?

Reply to Are South African Farms Going The Same Way AS Zimbabwes? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

No it's not So I see

Reply to Doc finds Spiders Living in Boys ear in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

I gotta ask.. why no comments jennifer? I was still confined and had not been set free from my prison, and was therefore unable to answer any comments left. My sentence is up now so I can reply on my articles when I get a comment from someone. I am glad to see you are back on your feet Modman, you had everyone of us very worried at one point.

Reply to How Do You sleep At Night? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well, where is the U.N.? Where is all the countries who complain about what the U.S. does? Exactly - where is any body that can put the screws to the man?

Reply to Mother Elephant Attacks Her Newborn in Wildlife JoeUser Forums

wow, Momma elephants are such good mommas, I wonder WTF happened to set her off? Shocking! How awful for the baby. Yeah, my response when I opened the paper to the pictures was " You vicious bitch of a mother!", my boss was sitting behind me and raised his eyebrows, I think he was stunned at my outburst.

Reply to Dear Ignoramus in Misc JoeUser Forums

You sound totally, absolutely, completely and utterly pissed off, I bet her ears are burning big time! Did you at least get a refund from the cinema? I do not go to cinemas any more for the very reasons you have written about - inconsiderate people making a racket. The other reason is people who put their feet up on the back of your chair -

Mad Men Of Africa in History JoeUser Forums

This is an interesting video. It catalogues the madmen of Africa both Black and White. Africa certainly has produced some in her time. Feast your eyes upon these lovelies! It is not a boring history lesson at all, it is set to a song and is easy watching even if it is a bunch of sick, twisted mad men. <param name="movie" v

How Do You sleep At Night? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Listen to this song and view the pictures. Zimbabwe is dying because of a despotic, syphilitically insane racist pig. Unemployment currently sits at 80% of the population. There is very little hope for this country. Opposition to the government are systematically tortured or murdered, so voting him out is not going to happen. What is needed to get rid o

Mother Elephant Attacks Her Newborn in Wildlife JoeUser Forums

An elephant gave birth to its little one then proceeded to attack it with the obvious intention of killing it in front of hundreds of shocked visitors at the zoo. Onlookers began to scream as the mother started kicking, stomping and rolling the young baby around. The calf took to the water to escape her wrath and the mother proceeded to dunk her under the

Time To Restore Order in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It is perhaps time to do away with all the politically correct crap that we seem to have buried ourselves in over the last 20 or more years. Tiptoeing around anyone and everyone to avoid offending, hurting or causing any harm whatsoever. Look back through the years and see how much better things were when all the politically correct madness was not about. <B

Mugabe –Syphilitic Disease Ridden Insane Despot in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Mugabe –Syphilitic Disease Ridden Insane Despot - Scourge of Africa The following videos show what a twat Mugabe is. He treats the country as his own back yard and uses the country funds (what little is left) for his own ends. His pathetically young wife spends thousands on shoes (what is it with despots and their wives focus o

Are South African Farms Going The Same Way AS Zimbabwes? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

History has a way of repeating itself as Africa has shown again and again and again.......................................................... Zimbabwe is starving because of what Mugabe has done to the country and because of what he did to the farms. South Africa seems to be doing just as stupid things when it comes to taking profitable, fo

Doc finds Spiders Living in Boys ear in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

When a young boy went to see his doctor complaining of constantly hearing a faint popping noise he did not expect to be told he had spiders living in his ear. It was not long before the sound in the nine-year-old's head started to become earache, so his mother took him to a GP. Diane Courtney told the doctor in their home town of Albany,