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Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEXAS WAHINE!! in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

happy birthday Texas

Reply to What is the cause of Britain's social irresponsibility? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Nope, I had two kids try to extort a toll out of me just for walking in their street, they even tried to open my backpack when i refused to pay. i told them to piss off. their parents didn't seem to care what they got up to. saucy buggers! they deserve a good slap.

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

The ship be out ta cursed tri-angle! bloody nora tis about time first mate guy!

Reply to Biggest Non-Story of 2007 in Politics JoeUser Forums

You can't "make" someone run for presiden thats why the "make" is in inverted commas - meaning persuade and put up the money etc. not force And on top of that....a regular life? You give that up also. </ta

Reply to Biggest Non-Story of 2007 in Politics JoeUser Forums

Condi Rice - but she is not going to run. why does someone not "make" her run then?

Reply to OK... Just general observations... in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

A nice evening was abruptly shortned due to the selfihness of the mother. totally self absorbed person that does not give a damn about anyone else or even her child *slaps the silly cow* I hate parents like that I usually say something to the kid and end up in an argument with the parent because of it ....

Reply to What is the cause of Britain's social irresponsibility? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Spanking is not allowed in Britian right? correct - biggest mistake they made was cancelling it out.

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Arrgg...best ta break out another keg o'rum. That way at least the crew not be in condition to mutiny. aye tat be a good idea - we as plenty stocks now from tha cruise liner we jus be robbin and burnin!

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Ye be thinkin' she can 'andle tha cook??? it should be a good cat fight to wartch ere now - Mistress Golightly an I be gettin on like ouse on fire - don ye be tryin ta be settin us on one nother now!! ye scurvey mutt!! Behave or tis me whip ye be feelin - behave like!! aaarrgghh

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Arrr, extri rum for ta first to 1000... oy me matey ye be tied to ta mast - ye caint be given out ta rum an offerin it all over ta place!! ye be our prisoner like - ye cheecky dog! aaargh

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

now for real me mateys, I'z doan want to sail this bloody blooming vessel, I'z jiz doanna wanna cook no mores. Let me be on de upper deck with the other pirates and sailors! I's just be seein this now Cook Golightly - ye means I ave ta be goin hungry tonight? aaarggh - I be keepin ye awake all night wit me stomach noises! Now if ta cap

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

I'ze been know tho toss a man over me shoulder and throws him to da ground! only ifin I'z haz to of course... usually theys come along willingly wid me to me chambers...har har har.... aye ye bes be watchin yer manners an all or ta cook be cuttin ye all up fer dinner and feedin ye to ta swine belows ta decks! Now Cook GoLightly what

Reply to Biggest Non-Story of 2007 in Politics JoeUser Forums

I think she would be an 'orrible first female president - don't you have a better female candidate? Someone a bit more likeable for the first one?

Reply to What is the cause of Britain's social irresponsibility? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

When they did away with disciplining children - they did away with "good behavior" (my opinion - so this is not an invitation to start yelling about the fact I am pro caning and corprol punishment) They molly coddle the kids and let them get away with blue murder. Parents cannot be bothered to correct or control their kids - it is just too much effort for them to bother - parents are just downright lazy and too self absorbed.<BR

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

Full speed ahead n' spare 'em nuffin' aye tis a fine one Seldom has spotted! an e be rearin ta go an all! Good work Seldom me eartie good work. keep trying people.., i'm gonna be the last one to make a comm

Reply to WTF Is Your Problem? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

She is a rude cow and should not be working there, I wander if her bosses are aware of how offhandedly she treats their customers? I politely collected my money, drained my beer, wished her a good evening, and walked out the door. Heh, classy way to say, "Screw you." ditto

Reply to Poe Toaster? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well I thought it was a new brand of toaster on the market! Why don't they just leave it alone, the man has his privacy and by doing what they are doing is an intrusion to his privacy, no doubt next year they will camp out to photograph the person putting the stuff there - no respect is what it is.

Reply to We're All Right Now in Blogging JoeUser Forums

But of course, as any parent knows, there is no way that I'll actually be able to do absolutely nothing. No, in fact, we've got an afternoon of tobogganing, followed by hot chocolate, art projects, and a late game of Spongebob Monopoly planned. I raise my hands in defeat, but I am going to go to the Beer Store this afternoon in preparation for the game night. Maybe I'll pi

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

(Citizen)seldomseen January 19, 2007 12:28:37 so ye be not "gone fishin" then?? I sees ye be spottin ta cruise liner and ta long boats! So we bes be mannin our guns then an stealin all ta food on ta ship! We's ready ta be boardin er soon

Reply to the rat's tale in Writing JoeUser Forums

Of course, Fran didn't really mean it... what a cow! This piece - pulls at my heart strings in a way I did not expect it to when I first started to read the article.

Reply to Joe User is "Joke User" in Virtual Communities JoeUser Forums

I be hopin' he ain't fell o'erboard Mistress Jenny naw e be not speakin very often onta ship like ye checks back it be fars apart like, e keeps eself busy in ta crows nest - we tends to forget Seldomseen is there! aye tis is name ye see! aaarrgg

Reply to Thank You Foot Massage in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

aaaahhhhhh yes hmmmmm you have made me want another one! Damn - you have got me hankering after one now! When I went to China - I had foot massages done at the end of every day. One time they spent an hour per foot - it was heaven. There is something so magically relaxing about massage. You should keep a spare set of "comfy shoes" in your car or bag for occasions when your feet take the strain in the classroom...I am sure no-one would complain too much if you quietly change

Reply to As A Man Thinks in Life JoeUser Forums

Does what we think and what we truly believe become our reality? If we believe negatively that our life is hard, unresponsive, dead, and ill-conceived, is that what we get? Do those negative emotions give us a reality of primarily negativity? Is it unwavering faith in an idea, concept, notion, or quality within ourselves, a want or desire, that in turn causes the manifesta

Reply to Cat Wisdom in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

One cat just leads to another.” Ernest Hemingway A very true statement - they are addictive!

Reply to Sleep, Coffee, And Impatience in Blogging JoeUser Forums

We've just had some severe high winds over here - we had big trucks blown off the roads and onto cars...the roads have been in chaos. I certainly hope your journey is a safe one Mason. The scarf sounds like it is really coming on strong!