Killa Koala was a lonely orphan child...oh, sorry, wrong story. Let me think…
In the early days, Killa began his career as a Lancer- he was an expert with a spear and devastating high-jump attacks. However, as his knees became rheumatic, and it must be said, after one awkward moment in particular with a Jedi and his saber, Killa forswore the dropbear tactics that had worked so admirably since he climbed off his mother’s back.
Killa was somewhat at a loss as to his next class. Fortune smiled though as it often does, for during one afternoon eucalyptus leaf binge (which to this day Killa is convinced was spiked in some grotesque payback for imagined slights by a certain du… but I digress) he saw the lights. He diligently studied and mastered a combination of Oracle and Mime jobs. As we know, an Oracle deteriorates enemy forces (or even friendly forces, think ‘friendly fire’ here) by causing status anomalies by using Yin-Yang magic. The weapons of an Oracle are a rod and dictionary. The Mime ability is particularly cool: a warrior who mimics an allies’ actions, so he doesn’t need an actual weapon.
Killa considered, but discarded, other classes. He so wanted to be a Bard but we all know that was never gonna happen. And the Dancer class (Killa had read that ‘Her/his enchanting dance has various effects on the enemy’) was a no-go after Killa found that his dance magic really did have various effects on those who witnessed it. He got no positive feedback from that early experience.
So there you have it: make of it what you will.
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