My new son

My wife and I are going to have our new son!!! So if I'm not on asking all my questions you guys know why :) Going to the hospital tomorrow!

CIGARS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
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:CONGRAT: Chuckles

Best wishes.. fingers crossed for a nice healthy baby

Wonder of the metaverse event

Wonder Maintanance: (unknown)
The Chuckle empire Pop bonus +1
The Chuckle empire Soc Prod expence -10000+ over 18 years

This wonder Causes sleepless nights, Lots of Joy and heartache.
A new aromer can be smelt..

LOL
Reply #5 Top
After the first few weeks, you may reflect on that decision to trade Frictionless Clothing for Aphrodisiac.... ;p

Very best wishes to you and your partner! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
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My wife and I are going to have our new son!!! So if I'm not on asking all my questions you guys know why Going to the hospital tomorrow!
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Wow. You just discovered you're gonna have a son the day before the event? Did ya think she was hitting too many buffets when her tummy got big? :) LOL

good luck. Have fun changing diapers and get that house babyproof. They get around fast before you know it. The smartest thing we did was refuse all hand me down cribs and stuff. The Parents-in-law were insulted but they got over it. The old stuff isn't up to snuff with the new stuff in safety. And never use a car seat over 5 years old. The material they are made of degrades and weakens.

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Of course, with "kids" and PCs these days, the little munchkin's gonna be kicking Ray's butt at Maso in 6 months...:D

Congrats, Chuck1es!
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Hey guys......guess what? No joy today :notsure: Just spent 14 hours in hospital and nothing. Going to have Cessarion tomorrow :(
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Babies are ALWAYS late.
I think they have the gestation period wrong.
Hold off the Cesarian if you can.

Congratulations :CONGRAT:

Not sure why the male gets congratulated. LOL

Have you signed him up for the Anzacs yet? ;)
Reply #11 Top
Take medical advice from your obstetrician, rather than Dr. Rainbird - I hear she has a mean streak ;p

The male gets congratulated on his cleverness in avoiding the minor inconveniences of pregnancy and labour...

...and chick1es, it's time to trade for Ultra Spices...

Hope all goes well for you both tomorrow! :CONGRAT:
Reply #12 Top
Take medical advice from your obstetrician, rather than Dr. Rainbird
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Obstetricians organise things to suit their social lives and hip pocket. they have little interest in their victims...err..patients.

The male gets congratulated on his cleverness in avoiding the minor inconveniences of pregnancy and labour...
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Yeah. that would be right.
;)
I am sure things will work out well.
It is after all natural and usually fully automated.
Reply #13 Top
:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

better set up the 'puter next to the cot!

;)
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Take medical advice from your obstetrician, rather than Dr. Rainbird - I hear she has a mean streak
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I'm just imagining her in a nurse's outfit, going around a hospital and giving phony "medical advice"... oh, wait, she left the evil empire, didn't she?

Damn. Oh well, I'll just imagine her in a nurse's outfit then.


Congrats, chuckles!!! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

We'll see how much chuckling you'll be able to keep up once the baby's up and about and making his presence known. :)
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chuck1es,

Hope everything goes well! Congratulations! :CONGRAT:
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Congratulations bud. Time for an upgrade on your game version, you neeed to move from 1.10, to 1.1+1=3 version. LOL LOL

Congratulations again, please don't and I said DON'T name your baby Dregin, Altarian, Yor, Arcean or Torian, neither name he Stardock. Mike or Bill will do fine. LOL LOL
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Congrats!

:CONGRAT:

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Rainbird wrote:
Have you signed him up for the Anzacs yet?
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>:( if the baby and chuck1es are coming to some empire it must be the cdg-empire LOL ;p :D
Reply #19 Top
Raise your baby right, have him join the evil empire.
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Good job Chuck1es and wife(other half if wife is technically incorrect) and congrats
Hope baby is perfect in every way ya'll wish for.

PS don't let those other empires fool you,only PanGaea will suffice as you might need some pleasure yourself in couple months after some sleepless nites. :CONGRAT:
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Damn. Oh well, I'll just imagine her in a nurse's outfit then.
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Around the Anzacs I wear a Sisters outfit.
I get to tell, or show the nurses what to do. :HOT:

That should put your imagination into overdrive. :D

Lets not hijack this thread.
It is for Chuckles.
Any news yet?
Reply #22 Top
How 'bout a "Name the baby" contest? My vote is:
If it's a boy: Christopher
If it's a girl Crystal

Congratulations!
Reply #23 Top
YIIIIPPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

My son Matthew was officialy born today at 2:04 pm Eastern. He's 10 lbs and REALLY ugly ;p
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A chip off the old block hey... ;)
Like Father like sin
oops i mean son ;p
Hows mum taking it..

Congratulations...

ummm...

I've smoked the cigar already... :(
It exploded in my mouth...
Probably got from those pesky prankster pirates
GROSS..
LOL