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The "Frak You PoSmedley" Thread

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The "Frak You PoSmedley" Thread

Love ya, bud

from WinCustomize Forums

[Mod hat off, friend hat on]

 

Po' made a not really surprising "Special Request" for his "Birthday":

"No birthday thread for me.

I want a 'Fuck You, PoSmedley' thread.

Any one who is nice in it is gonna get unfreinded

from any social site I have them on and a nasty response in the thread."

 

I can't comply... exactly.  Tough, you transplanted Yankee carpetbagger "that ain't from around here".   Live with it.

 

So without further ado, I say to the loyalist, strangest, funniest, most wonderfully amazing friend and "Whacko in Chief" weirdie in this nut bin and

 

I ask you to join me and say:

"Frak you, PoSmedley!"

 

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Reply #51 from WinCustomize Forums Top



Quoting I.R., reply 50
Its easy to hate an old kitten juggler like Po...
End of I.R.'s quote


I thought you was going to say something else  there for a moment :X

Reply #52 from WinCustomize Forums Top

DAMMMMMMMM double post grrrrr sorry every one

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Reply #53 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl: Holy cow, you trying to take the whole page for yourself?

Reply #54 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Wow!....lol

And the quotes are fubar.

Reply #55 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Wizard1956, reply 58
Holy cow, you trying to take the whole page for yourself?
End of Wizard1956's quote

 

Probably something I buggered up...

Reply #56 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Probably something I buggered up...
End of quote

doubtful. One can only mention the word PoSmedley so many times in a thread before it fouls up. He's kinda like Beetleguise in that regard.

Reply #57 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Phoon, reply 49
Whuuu.. starkers, did you say Smedley's ass was fat? Damn... thats below the belt!
End of Phoon's quote

Nah, I agreed with my ex about hers being fat....AND lived to tell about it.  Not too many can say that. :w00t:

Quoting Phoon, reply 49
nothin left but the turtle luvin now, or is that funky turtle luvin.. I dunno but it isn't giving a very good mental picture..
End of Phoon's quote

Yeah, I'll say.  :blush:

The mental picture I got was... um... er, an open fly ... and this turtle.... ugh....  :S :X

Damn you, Phoon, you just reminded me of the time I caught a bunch of yayhoos watching something called Animal House: The XXX Parody.

Reply #58 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Damn you, Phoon, you just reminded me of the time I caught a bunch of yayhoos watching something called Animal House: The XXX Parody.
End of quote

- No Beavers were harmed in the making of that film.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #59 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting mrs_starkers, reply 52
DAMMMMMMMM double post grrrrr sorry every one
End of mrs_starkers's quote

Removed the "extras"  ;)

Reply #60 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Phoon, reply 58
- No Beavers were harmed in the making of that film
End of Phoon's quote

From what I could briefly see... just some barnyard aminals.  And all the actors were male, so no, no beaver was harmed... or was used in the making of.

:-"

 

Reply #61 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ahhh.. so it was a "SmoPedley of the Unknown Funk" production film. That explains all, (and quite possibly his fondness for .... turtles)

Reply #62 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I go on vaction and look at all the fun stuff I miss.:grin:

Oh, by the way...Happy Belated Birthday Bitch...and screw you too. ;)

Reply #63 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Phoon, reply 61
Ahhh.. so it was a "SmoPedley of the Unknown Funk" production film.
End of Phoon's quote

I dunno about "Funk"..... spelling might be a bit awry there.... and [sadly for some :-" ] Smedley is pretty well known.... so that would be: 'SmutPeddler of Attention Whore Productions - in association with Well-Known Bitch and SkinHit Productions.'

Oh, and when Smedley uses "Funk" it is merely his replacement term for deviant tendencies. :w00t:

And let me tell you, it took an awful lot of training for him to come out with "funk" while fondly viewing pictures of his sweetheart, Skinhit.

Quoting Phoon, reply 61
That explains all, (and quite possibly his fondness for .... turtles)
End of Phoon's quote

There ya go again.... that disturbing vision of the turtle and the unzipped.... :X er... well it'll never go away, not if you keep refreshing it.  

Quoting CarGuy1, reply 62
I go on vaction and look at all the fun stuff I miss.
End of CarGuy1's quote

Oi, what business have you got going on vacation?  With the state of the economy you should be doing additional hours to lend your support... especially to such a cause as this.  Yeah, where were you when we needed you?  Off sunning yourself and sipping pina coladas, I suspect.  Belated my arse, you were just waiting for the dust to settle and hoping Smedley's list was FULL before you put your foot in it, weren't you?

And don't gimme any of that 'better late than never' crap... your early support was needed, and like a rat scurrying from a sinking ship, you were off slapping on sunscreen and perving at bikini bods.  Nah, it's not good enough, CarGuy... the team was depending on you in a time of hilarity and you just snuck off.

:-" :w00t:

Oh, and if anybody's noticed a strangeness about me lately - well a more pronounced strangeness than usual - well it's just that my doc has me on these yummy [they taste like strawberries] mind-bending psychotropic meds that make me say and do things I wouldn't normally say or do.

Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it. :-"

Reply #64 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Hankers, reply 59
Removed the "extras"
End of Hankers's quote

thanks hankers very much appreciated ;)

Reply #66 from WinCustomize Forums Top

This thread borders on ridiculous.....

......everyone who knows Po, knows every day  of the year is occasion to tell him and the sheep he rode in on to go fuck themselves.

Reply #67 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You would have to go and mention the sheep... not to mention its close personal relationship with Smedley.

That's all we need around here.. a feud between the turtle and the sheep. O:)

Reply #68 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting yrag, reply 66
......everyone who knows Po, knows every day of the year is occasion to tell him and the sheep he rode in on to go fuck themselves.
End of yrag's quote

had no idea Po' was of Kiwi heritage...     :|

 

Reply #69 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 68
had no idea Po' was of Kiwi heritage...
End of sydneysiders's quote

He's not.... but the Kiwis had to get it from somewhere.

 

"Then one day Jed was shooting at some food..

And laying on the ground was a sheep in the nude

Sheared that is... close cropped... lanolin free

Well the next thing you know ol' Jed's unzipping his fly

There's no chance he'd ever let this opportunity pass him by....

Now does ol' Jed feel any shame or he's a little bit rude

Nope, he's proud and adds another lamb to his bubbling brood.... :-"

 

 

Reply #70 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Nicely done starkers. Not sure about the lanolin, though.

syd, i'd never have suspected your eyes had seen such gifs, lol. I've always been too timid to post that one... although Po' has merited it. Frequently (if only to make Jack afraid/jealous).

 

Reply #71 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And I was worried about posting my pic....sheesh!!  :ninja:    :moo:  

Reply #72 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 71
....sheesh!!
End of RedneckDude's quote

No, .....sheep!!

Reply #73 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Po, no words could say it better.......

 

 

Artist's conception of the Future Po Smedley Memorial.

Reply #74 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Happy fuckin' birthday ya old windbag. May the bird of paradise shit in your soup.

Reply #75 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Happy fuckin' birthday Po, The Smedley.