when i got up this morning i thought i would put on my nice...........
Lefty Frizzel tape!
what...no Slim Whitman?
coat of paint..
frilly knickers and bra.
Nah, I'm with BoXXi on this one.... kettle.
...'special' white canvas jacket with leather straps
boy scouts uniform to go with the tent in my bed.
boy scouts uniform? handcuffs? ooooooooh er
oh dear oh dear
flip flops. to take a walk on the beach. because I don't haven anything better to do. and I like not having anything better to do.
oh now i wish i hadnt got up lol
Now are flop flops okay on a nudie beach... or do you have to take them off as well???
Prosthetic schlong to go impress the checkout chick at the supermarket with the 3-legged trousers my dear old gran knitted for me, bless her.
...blinfold -so that I wouldn't read what Starkers writes.
Yeah, it does look a bit rude, doesn't it.
I suppose I should explain my thinking on that one....
My grandmother took to knitting a lot more in her latter years... and not everything came out according to the pattern. For example, when my younger brother was born she knitted stuffed toy rabbit for him... and it had six legs. And another time, she knitted my mother a roll-neck sweater for Winter and ended up doing three arms, and the roll-neck would've fitted a giraffe... seriously.
is this the seinfeld thread?
Flip-flops are fine; so is a mini shoulder bag. After all, you have to have somewhere to put your money, car keys etc
mini shoulder bag?.....................
^ yep, a bag to put small shoulders in. an absolute must, these days.
lol i thought a man kept his wallet where his heart was..........in his nether regions
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