Banned for thinking one thing and putting "barrel" instead.... I mean, crikey, call a spade a spade.

Banned for holding his spade, then.

banned for calling trump. All I have is Hearts.

Banned for my Aces Trump your Hearts.

Banned because my spade buries your aces and hearts

Banned because my jack has a club.

Say goodnight...

banned for forgetting I have ninja reflexes.

Asian, remember. 

banned for only the Japanese have ninja moves down.

Banned, for so do Kiwi's.

NinjaKiwi

Banned because sheep aren't afraid of NinjKiwis... unless their wangs have black belts in lovemaking

Banned for posting ahead of me and spoiling a good Kiwi joke.

Banned for still posting it anyways

Banned for trying to polish Kiwis.

Banned because that's about all they are useful for...

Banned for people still use that... ?

banned for you have to polish your kiwi with something.

And yes, leather shoes need polishing still. Physics hasn't changed.

Banned for you can always switch loafers or peds or sneaks or .......

banned for try going to a wedding wearing sneakers

Banned because I refuse to go to weddings.

banned for you didn't make the suggestion of footwear, so you are exempt from ban number 3720.

Banned for making ban exemptions.... bans are all inclusive, permanent and most certainly irrevocable

Banned for being a ban judge.

Banned for not thinking the rules aren't important, don't need to be upheld and/or judged when breached.

banned for gave you that authority?

Ban permission by the Great Imperial Poobah Extraordinaire of the Kiwi fortune.