Banned because I just looked out my backdoor and you're not outback.... unless you're hiding behind the dandleberry tree

banned for I was behind the tree. He jumped the fence.

Banned because I found something steaming and odious behind the tree.... you didn't take a dump behind there, did you?

Banned because the outhouse outback is out of order. Last know occupant ...... you know who you are.

Banned because the Health Dep't has condemned the outhouse due to the structural integrity being compromised... apparently the noxious fumes have corroded the floor and walls and the roof is in danger of falling in.

Banned for not alerting Oz to falling outhouse roofs and endangering innocent bystanders holding their noses.

Banned for tornadoes.

Banned because this tornado originated 'inside the outhouse.... I dunno, Uvah and his things that go bump in the night.

banned for it's not a bump, more like a train rampaging down the railway and... well, you saw the mess.

Banned for sawing off the railway.

banned for we just never got around to finishing it

I ban the whole internet

I ban specifically you.

Banned because the bitter and twisted Wicked Queen poisoned Snow Pink with an apple and Rumpledforeskin did a deal with the devil to exact revenge on Hansel and Gretel for eating the Gingerbread man

banned for making the Brothers Grimm cry.

Good job though.

Banned for Grim news when the world is getting ready to off itself.

Banned because there will always be some left.

Unfortunately.

Banned because the ants and roaches shall inherit the Earth.

banned because they will never inherit the Earth, just always be around to see what comes next. It's endurance or dominance.

Banned because you do not have the endurance for prolonged dominance in a roach infested world that has chaos as its prime directive and anarchy as its enforcer.

Banned because I'm Lawful.

Banned because being lawful doesn't necessarily mean that the common interests are best served... being a tight-arsed billionaire [read Donald Trump] is lawful, but his self-serving greed ensures many are deprived due to so much wealth being tied to just one man.

Yeah, I know... banned for yet another rant about greedy rich bastards.

banned for ranting about it

Banned for not taking a position on anything related to this, that or the other thing... which when I last checked was on the other side of the Never-Never behind the Black Stump and beside a sleeping wombat with a syphilitic disease it caught from a promiscuous koala

banned for you need to write a children's book... then be held up on criminal charges.