Banned for thinking that time in space ends at the edge of the universe and begins again elsewhere in another cosmos.

Thanks for the kind words, they mean a lot at this time and are appreciated.

Banned for thinking a good time begins in hell.

Banned for not knowing a good time starts with rock n' roll and melted cheese on a slice of multi-grain toast.

Banned for toasting to the old man who purposely became a renegade to upset his nagging wife with heaps of very colourful language and plenty much contrary behaviour.

Banned for looking into the future and seeing the renegade life as an option.

Banned for an attempt to control yourself and failing dismally.

Banned for leaving the kennel door open so's they could escape when I opened the front gate.

Banned for being like the constipated mathematician, who worked it out with his pencil

Banned for you should never be without your pencil.... or an eraser to remove cock-ups.

Banned for not knowing that I have more than enough lead in my pencil.

Banned for keyhole peeping and revealing my dirtiest and darkest secrets.

Banned for having dirtier secrets than mine and posting them anonymously on the dark web to influence like-minded weirdos with mirth and depravity.

Banned for being the gingerbread man and leaving the trail of crumbs.