Banned to Stormcage.

banned by the eternal cracker

Banned because you're a firework.

banned because that's what she said

Banned for telling tales in the forum.  

banned for assuming it was a tale and not a tail

Banned for going there.  lol

banned for coming along for the ride

Banned for the short ride.

banned for staying so short

Banned for thinking badly of my genetics.   

banned for making an excuse of genetics

Banned for it's not my fault you're made of gas, and stuff....    And when will I ever get to that 625 karma?  And where is everbody?   

banned for wanting Karma

Banned for not having enough caramel. 

Banned for not having enough Caramel, with Bacon...

banned for salting the caramel with bacon

Banned for bacon and eggs with caramel toast.    omg  (once in a very blue moon)  

And just thinking of a rounding out for karma numbers.  They're rusting.   

banned by the rust

Banned by flaky dust or dusty flakes.....depends on where you look.

Banned with  something completely different.     And nice to see some folks.  

Banned for being all folksy. 

banned for that's what folks do. That and sing.

banned for going catty

Banned for neglecting my avatars ample superpowers.

I will change it shortly.  Just looked funny.... hehe