banned for being too close to the google

Banned for flat earth.

Banned for straightening that out.

banned for because God told us men that there are perfect women at the corners of the Earth then made the Earth a sphere

banned cause all of my women are perfect

Banned because perfection is an illusion. Why do you think Barbie now comes in different sizes.

Everyone is banned but DPCloud.  

banned for good taste  (So I win?)

Banned for kewpie doll winnings.

Banned for kewpie doll losing, unlike the elequent DPCloud.  

Banned for eloquent obsessions

Banned for assuming elequence.  ;

banned for breaking my pipes

Banned for not knowing to insulate them from the cold.   

banned for thinking it gets that cold

Inside the house.

Banned for slick pipes.

banned by the pipes in your house

Banned cause many a year ago I was a plumber and I hate pipes especially the ones in my house

Banned for years old plumbs.

Banned for plums are out of season. 

Banned  because the 'B' isn't.

banned by the 'B' and its friend 'C'

Banned for sour grapes.

banned for knowing that I prefer sour grapes

Makes great vinegar.

Banned for sour puss.