Banned for making faces at everyone : /

Banned because nobody wants to see that face.

Banned for facing it is your first step.   

banned for defacing, it was your last offense

Banned for offending an offender. 

banned by the meaning of life

Banned for life sentence without the possibility of FB

banned for FB if it stands for FaceBook

banned for hating on FB

Its useful though I don't see how some people can be on it all the time.

Banned for I haven't got the Facebook bug.  Not that there's anything wrong with that massively used bug.  :-

Banned for FB has limited usefullness. Very limited!

Banned for being limited. I just use it as a handy IM service, for organizing games and such with real life friends.

banned for seeing its true limits

Banned because...

banned for assuming I don't understand the dark intrigues of life

Banned for thinking you understand life.

You are a floating space-gas-cloud, you are barely alive.

banned for not realizing I am more alive than you

Banned for not all intrigues are dark.  

banned for trying to bring some to light

banned for the Dark Side even if we do have cookies

Banned for bringing a whole lot of darkness.

Banned for how could I assume you are color blind.

Banned for a random white line that pains my OCD.

Banned for I didn't know how to get rid of it....  sheesh  At least my white out still workz.   lol

banned for OCD

you think her line bothered you, lmao 

(edit)Bwa ha ha ha(/edit)