Banned for ACME, Can't Open Dorr's, guaranteed to be late. 

Banned for tardy repairmen who Crap Out Deliberately and overcharge for inferior work... bastards.

Banned for ACME, Can Only Drag, bad back R Us for speedy delivery.

banned for coding

Banned for when morsing is not enough.

Banned for great expectations and hiding your dissatisfaction of not being enough in code.

Banned for being a whiny old guy. Look for a code to invent. 

banned for not c o d ing

Banned for Cannot Open Dialogue.  

Banned for being a Cranky Old Dame... and inventing a weird code only you understand [thought i was supposed to understand it, too, so I can position the satellite when you're sunbaking on the roof]

And a before I get any further into trouble.

Banned for Call Of Duty.

Seriously. I hate that game.

banned for bringing in that lame game

Seriously. You are not alone in that.

Banned [both of you] for hatred of crippled play thing.

banned for thinking that it is wrong to hate a game

How much more Politically Correct are we going to get?

Banned for thinking about political correctness when most folks around here are trying to be as irreverent as possible without getting banned.

Banned for being politically incorrect in the face of a politically offensive (and just not well done) game.

banned for thinking that not much thought went into this game

banned for being so lazy you had a ban key installed on your key board

ned for yeah. Think about it.  

Banned because I do nothing but think. And occasionally eat Goldfish crackers.

Banned for the consumption of scaled crackers without topping the mask the seafood flavour.

Banned for seafood flavour?   Would that be anything like fresh fake lobster?

Banned for thinking synthetic lobster when it's the prawns you gotta worry about

Banned for working for MNU.