Banned for lacking the familiarity

Banned because my family is lacking.

banned for this ban game is hard to find

I want the old ban game back. :'(

banned for I use 'my replies' to find it easy, but I want the old game back too.

banned for taking short cuts

Banned for long cuts and going way too far out of your way to get to where you're going

banned for the yellow brick road.

Banned for Kansas.

banned for

Banned for inserting a musical film clip lasting longer than 4 minutes.

banned for not enjoying it

Banned for putting words in my mouth... 'tis an orright tune BTW.

banned for spitting the words out

Banned for I was not expectorating words... tho I did dribble one or two when I saw piccies of a topless Angelina Jolie.

banned for Scarlet Johansson is better

banned for comparing

banned for you can indeed compare apples and oranges.

Banned for I would rather compare boobies... yup, that can o' worms... er, jubbly bits... AGAIN.

Banned for comparing breasts to a can of worms.

Banned for adding to the confusion by not taking the worms fishing with you.

banned for fishing for comments

banned for keeping it reel.

Banned for reeling it in.

banned for baiting a post

Banned for trying to get them to bite your fly.