Banned because castration is the most likely thing to make a grown man weep.

banned for knowing how rough an elephant on a rabbit is.... could never get into animal pron or those wildlife mating shows myself.

Banned because they are not, in fact, the same thing.

And tear gas is the most likely thing to make a grown man weep.

Banned for tearing gas

banned for I know a guy who has no sensitivity to tear gas. He's the guy you want backing you up when the shit hits the fan.

Banned for never getting your "package" caught in your zipper.

banned for operating an ambulance without a license

Banned for not jumping overboard to cool off.

Banned for offering him strait jacket rather than a life jacket

Banned for reminding me that watching a guy humping a zebra is more gross than watching two zebras humping.

banned for thinking of animal porn

BAAAA nned for going there.

banned for I bet you like it doggy style.

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 3162

banned for I bet you like it doggy style.

End of Draakjacht's quote

Banned for not getting a room.....

banned for the snow can be fun. The cold really pulls tight the drawstring on your coin purse, you know?

Banned for having your coin purse out in the snow.

banned for not giving it a try.

Banned because I did and ended up with frost-bitten nuts.

Banned for failure to keep your junk in your own trunk.

Banned for junk in the trunk while humping snow.

  LOL

Banned cuz that's Really out there. Out of the box....

Your kidding right? 

Banned because nothing would surprise me from these people...

Banned for being one of these people.

banned for what do you mean 'one of these people'? Jews?

Banned for making me explain that 'these people" refers to everyone in this thread.

Why would anyone pick on someone based on their faith. That would be childish.

Banned for including me as one of these people.... my brand of lunacy makes me stand out on my own.