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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #18076 Top

Mortal, go get something to eat.

I dunno. Just thought it was an obvious one.

Reply #18077 Top

all hail the new page

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #18078 Top

Let's not.

 

The Admiral

Reply #18079 Top

No, let's.

Reply #18080 Top

Mortal, um, goblining...

 

Where's Harpo at?  He might have something to say about trolling being last year's thing.

Reply #18081 Top

 

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #18082 Top

Absolutely Tesb, cops suck.  These signs should be everywhere.

 

Reply #18083 Top

There goes the neighborhood

Reply #18084 Top

lol

Reply #18085 Top

what nonsense is this?

Reply #18086 Top

Silence mortal, there is useful information in that message...It may well save your life one day.  I just pray everyone reports the Officer sightings to the Mountain Lions in a timely manner...

-Twi

Reply #18087 Top

Again, being a ward of the Thought Sanctuary has its perks, including relative immortality.

I am not mortal.

 

Reply #18088 Top

No, you're just tied up in the ward.

Reply #18090 Top

they're coming to take me away, ha ha!

Reply #18091 Top

Oh, you

Would you like some tasty thoughtcrystal?

It's razor-sharp and it will slash your esophagus and lungs to ribbons!

Try it and you may, I say!

Reply #18092 Top

 he can't afford it

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

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Reply #18093 Top

If you can work that into anapestic tetrameter, then you might have a twisted Dr. Seuss going.

Reply #18094 Top

Seuss causes vomit.

Reply #18095 Top

Many things cause vomiting.

 

The Admiral

Reply #18096 Top

like you posts *baam*

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #18097 Top

like you insults *booom*

Reply #18098 Top

Quoting tesb, reply 18096
like you posts *baam*

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 
End of tesb's quote

Like your grammar. *kablam*

 

The Admiral

Reply #18099 Top

Okay then.  Next poster ends the page.

Reply #18100 Top

Quoting KrdaxDrkrun, reply 18087
I am not mortal.
End of KrdaxDrkrun's quote

 

Those that deny the Mortal Faith will be dealt with when the time comes. Avoid them, for nothing good comes from them. [The Book of Chanting; Faith 11]