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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #12001 Top

Ta da! New shit!

Reply #12002 Top

ooooo

pretty

must ravage soon }:)

Reply #12003 Top

Well, she's dressed that way for a reason... so, there might not be much you can do to make her afraid at this point.

On the plus side, I can confirm that she knows what she's doing.

Reply #12004 Top

I can do a lot with that.

Reply #12005 Top

I can do a lot with a jar of honey and an empty toilet paper tube. Doesn't mean I should.

Reply #12006 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 12005
I can do a lot with a jar of honey and an empty toilet paper tube. Doesn't mean I should.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Yo, that was funny...

Reply #12007 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 12005
I can do a lot with a jar of honey and an empty toilet paper tube. Doesn't mean I should.
End of Draakjacht's quote

That is why I prefer a real woman.

Reply #12008 Top

No argument. A woman is way better than a jar of honey.

Reply #12009 Top

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #12010 Top

I think tesb disagrees with you.

Reply #12011 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 12000
Aw, Stant, he says you died off! I guess that's the last we'll hear of the mythical Captain Harpo.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Never!  Rhyne will continue to have it's local heroes.

Reply #12012 Top

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #12013 Top

Yes tesb, enough said the better.

Reply #12014 Top

something you should consider for yourself as well

so far i have much more contributed to this thread, then you could ever do

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #12015 Top

That is debatable.

Reply #12016 Top

no it is not!

 

given that you can't contribute to such a stupid thread anyways

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #12017 Top

Details, details. The devil is always in the details.

Reply #12018 Top

That's the pessimist route. I've also heard that God is in the details.

Then again, I prefer the following sayings:

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and mortared with blood.

If you go with God, the streets will be cobbled with the bones of your enemies. If not, then it will be with yours.

I bow to a God I've never seen, but I know he's always on my side.

If you spread your love, you are an agent of the devil. If you take up the sword, you are truly doing righteous work.

Reply #12019 Top

So basically you are saying damn if you do, and damn if you don't...death and destruction to you or your enemies.

Reply #12020 Top

Never heard of that. Definitely not in the Bible. But that doesn't surprise me.

Reply #12021 Top

It's all later ramblings by people who've noticed the hilarity belief brings.

Reply #12022 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 12021
It's all later ramblings by people who've noticed the hilarity belief brings.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Ah that explains it. Like never has a man been happier to do evil then in the name of God(s).

I feel this saddens God as I don't feel he intended for religion to be used in such a way.

Reply #12023 Top

Then again, he has approved smiting before. Granted, he usually sends a Seraph or *shudders* a Cherub to do the job.

Reply #12024 Top

but ALL religions do this, so therefore all 'GODS' must be very sad.

and another four possums were gutted, then thrown to the tesbs, who were then thrown to the stants(who must have been hiding as the tesbs in the stant area had reproduced leaving only bare ground in the stants area.

harpo

Reply #12025 Top

Quoting harpo99999, reply 12024
but ALL religions do this, so therefore all 'GODS' must be very sad.
End of harpo99999's quote

Yep, as usual man screws it up again.

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 12023
Then again, he has approved smiting before. Granted, he usually sends a Seraph or *shudders* a Cherub to do the job.
End of Draakjacht's quote

True but a careful study shows that He often warns time and time again that such ones will be smitten unless they repent, and often pulls back when they do. City of Nineveh in the book of Jonah is a good example of that.