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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #901 Top

new page

Reply #902 Top

behold the emptiness

Reply #903 Top

And yea, it was very empty.  To fill it, perhaps the whole book of Proverbs?  Bwahahahaha!

*_*  

Reply #904 Top

or maybe all of the Psalms

Reply #905 Top

Oh, let's make page 37 a sleeping pill too.

I have a manuscript of the Book of the Dead. Anyone?

Reply #906 Top

go ahead  

Reply #907 Top

i could also play piano on my keaboard:

 

 

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Reply #908 Top

boring

harpo

 

Reply #909 Top

well, yes. now it is up to you!

Reply #910 Top

As I promised, an excerpt from the Papyrus of Ani (The Book fo the Dead)...

 

  "Homage to thee, Osiris, Lord of eternity, King of the Gods, whose

names are manifold, whose forms are holy, thou being of hidden form in

the temples, whose Ka is holy. Thou art the governor of Tattu

(Busiris), and also the mighty one in Sekhem (Letopolis). Thou art the

Lord to whom praises are ascribed in the nome of Ati, thou art the

Prince of divine food in Anu. Thou art the Lord who is commemorated in

Maati, the Hidden Soul, the Lord of Qerrt (Elephantine), the Ruler

supreme in White Wall (Memphis). Thou art the Soul of Ra, his own

body, and hast thy place of rest in Henensu (Herakleopolis). Thou

art the beneficent one, and art praised in Nart. Thou makest thy

soul to be raised up. Thou art the Lord of the Great House in

Khemenu (Hermopolis). Thou art the mighty one of victories in

Shas-hetep, the Lord of eternity, the Governor of Abydos. The path

of his throne is in Ta-tcheser (a part of Abydos). Thy name is

established in the mouths of men. Thou art the substance of Two

Lands (Egypt). Thou art Tem, the feeder of Kau (Doubles), the Governor

of the Companies of the gods. Thou art the beneficent Spirit among the

spirits. The god of the Celestial Ocean (Nu) draweth from thee his

waters. Thou sendest forth the north wind at eventide, and breath from

thy nostrils to the satisfaction of thy heart. Thy heart reneweth

its youth, thou producest the.... The stars in the celestial heights

are obedient unto thee, and the great doors of the sky open themselves

before thee. Thou art he to whom praises are ascribed in the

southern heaven, and thanks are given for thee in the northern heaven.

The imperishable stars are under thy supervision, and the stars

which never set are thy thrones. Offerings appear before thee at the

decree of Keb. The Companies of the Gods praise thee, and the gods

of the Tuat (Other World) smell the earth in paying homage to thee.

The uttermost parts of the earth bow before thee, and the limits of

the skies entreat thee with supplications when they see thee. The holy

ones are overcome before thee, and all Egypt offereth thanksgiving

unto thee when it meeteth Thy Majesty. Thou art a shining Spirit-Body,

the governor of Spirit-Bodies; permanent is thy rank, established is

thy rule. Thou art the well-doing Sekhem (Power) of the Company of the

Gods, gracious is thy face, and beloved by him that seeth it. Thy fear

is set in all the lands by reason of thy perfect love, and they cry

out to thy name making it the first of names, and all people make

offerings to thee. Thou art the lord who art commemorated in heaven

and upon earth. Many are the cries which are made to thee at the Uak

festival, and with one heart and voice Egypt raiseth cries of joy to

thee.

  "Thou art the Great Chief, the first among thy brethren, the

Prince of the Company of the Gods, the stablisher of Right and Truth

throughout the World, the Son who was set on the great throne of his

father Keb. Thou art the beloved of thy mother Nut, the mighty one

of valour, who overthrew the Sebau-fiend. Thou didst stand up and

smite thine enemy, and set thy fear in thine adversary. Thou dost

bring the boundaries of the mountains. Thy heart is fixed, thy legs

are set firm. Thou art the heir of Keb and of the sovereignty of the

Two Lands (Egypt). He (Keb) hath seen his splendours, he hath

decreed for him the guidance of the world by thy hand as long as times

endure. Thou hast made this earth with thy hand, and the waters, and

the winds, and the vegetation, and all the cattle, and all the

feathered fowl, and all the fish, and all the creeping things, and all

the wild animals therof. The desert is the lawful possession of the

son of Nut. The Two Lands (Egypt) are content to crown thee upon the

throne of thy father, like Ra.

  "Thou rollest up into the horizon, thou hast set light over the

darkness, thou sendest forth air from thy plumes, and thou floodest

the Two Lands like the Disk at daybreak. Thy crown penetrateth the

height of heaven, thou art the companion of the stars, and the guide

of every god. Thou art beneficent in decree and speech, the favoured

one of the Great Company of the Gods, and the beloved of the Little

Company of the Gods.

  His sister [Isis] hath protected him, and hath repulsed the

fiends, and turned aside calamities (of evil). She uttered the spell

with the magical power of her mouth. Her tongue was perfect, and it

never halted at a word. Beneficent in command and word was Isis, the

woman of magical spells, the advocate of her brother. She sought him

untiringly, she wandered round and round about this earth in sorrow,

and she alighted not without finding him. She made light with her

feathers, she created air with her wings, and she uttered the death

wail for her brother. She raised up the inactive members of whose

heart was still, she drew from him his essence, she made an heir,

she reared the child in loneliness, and the place where he was not

known, and he grew in strength and stature, and his hand was mighty in

the House of Keb. The Company of the Gods rejoiced, rejoiced, at the

coming of Horus, the son of Osiris, whose heart was firm, the

triumphant, the son of Isis, the heir of Osiris."

 

Reply #911 Top

have you looked behind you? there is now an angry mummy

 

now run for your live

Reply #912 Top

I want my mummy

Reply #913 Top

My mummy says I'm handsome...

Reply #914 Top

your mummy is a mummy?

Reply #915 Top

you are b set with mummies

Reply #916 Top

still makes a fortune in cinema

Reply #917 Top

may explain why you can troll the forums all day and all night

Reply #918 Top

because i am destined to win this thread

 

it's my manifest destiny don't deny me my victory

Reply #919 Top

no sacrifise no victory

Reply #920 Top

Stop sacrificing. The indians can't take it anymore.

Run, Seattle, run!

Reply #921 Top

Into my Zombie trap!  Muahahahaha!!!

Reply #922 Top

This post needs more ninja in it.

Reply #923 Top

How do you know they aren't already here?:P

Reply #924 Top

*catches a shuriken to the face*

Reply #925 Top

and a katana in the back

harpo