I would give you karma but there's no such freaking thing... it's called poochitrepidation.

BOLLOCKS!!!!!!   You, afraid of puppies?  NAH!!!!  I recall the pic of Salma Hayek's ample cleavage that you posted without fear, so don't try pulling that one on us.

I would give you karma but we were talking about dogs...

I would give you karma, but you're a green-blooded, pointed-eared freak.

I'd give you karma, but it would just be awkward.

As is this post.

As is me thinking about it.

As is me typing about thinking about it.

As is. . . .nevermind, it's no that awkward. It's just me.

Boo.

I would give you karma, but, as is..

I would give you karma but it's a pointless waste of time.

You cannot insult a Vulcan. Your response is therefore not logical

I would give you karma but the logic behind it escapes me.

I would give you karma, but you allowed the logic to escape.

(you should have been watching it more closely)

I would give you karma but the logic is very slippery. Just ask Fuzzy.

I would give you karma but, now I have to go ask fuzzy if his logic is slippery.

I would give you karma but, the only slippy thing around here is the ice covered pavement

I would give you karma but you might go slip sliding away on the icy pavement and crash into a pillar box

Yeah, sure we were.... and you have absolutely NO interest in Salma Hayek's or anyone else's chesty bits

Pull the other one, it plays 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, ha-ha, he-he, ho-ho....

I would give you karma but, now I have both songs playing in my head at the same time.

bugger!

I would give you karma, but........ no

I would give you karma, but you all failed to notice that the OP posted in this thread after months of being gone.  Welcome back, IFear!!!

-Twi

I would give you karma, but the crappy breakfast sandwich from 7-11 left a bad taste in my mouth.

I would give you karma but that bad taste in your mouth mightn't be the 7-11 breakfast sandwich, but rather a fly flew in while you were taking a bite. 

Never mind, though... apart from all the diseases they carry, they're also full of protein.

Bah, diseases build immunity...if you live...

I would give you karma, but I find your lack of fly recipes disturbing...

-Twi

I would give you karma but I'm too busy writing a book of roach recipes... volume 2 will include flies and rats

I would give you karma but you neglected to mention how much fun you had doing the taste test.

I would give you karma but you didn't turn up for the taste test... now you'll never know just how good that fly pie really was.

I would give you karma but why do you think I didn't show. fly pie and roach kabob don't hold a candle to good old fashioned PB&J.

I would give you karma but where's your sense of adventure?

I would give you karma but my sense of adventure tells me ........ no bugs for din din.

I would give you karma but I think you're a bit of a woos... next you'll be telling me no birds nest soup, either.