I would give you karma but we open our presents on Christmas Eve.  That's long enough for me. haha   {was Catholic}

I would give you karma but it's December 27 here now and a teetotaler drank all the Xmas spirit

I would give you karma but its still the 26th here.

I would give you karma but, it's Boxing Day here.

I would give you karma but there's a silver lady occupying your avatar space.

I would give you karma but, I'm sick, and if I gave you any karma you might catch the virus.

I would give you karma if I thought it would make you feel better. Oh what the hell ... feel better karma for you.

I would give you karma, but what about the virus? whatever, you will be sick with me, and we... SHALL... CUDDLE!!!!!!

I would give you karma but, no cuddles thanks. I gave at home already.

I would give you karma but cuddling Uvah might leave you feeling sicker than you do already.

I would give you karma but you know nuttin'. I are the cuddly type. I gots 59 years of cuddly 'perience. So there. Ha ha ha

I would give you karma but I'd be worried that you'd get the impulse to blokey cuddle in return... and I would much prefer female lumpy bits being pressed against me.

I would give you karma but would those lumpy bits be so enticing if they were in a depends diaper worn by a fraggly old bitty with estrogen overload sitting on your lap?

I would give you karma but trying to palm your rich old aunt on to me has given me indigestion and a case of the screaming abdabs

I would give you karma but ... oops!

I would give you karma but, you two kids having fun yet.  

I would give you karma but I let my imagination run away with me and I'm off with the fairies.

I would give you karma but I'm too busy running awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I would give you karma but, Christmas is over. 

I would give you karma but I'm savin' it up for the New Year.

I would give you karma but Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and we're having scrambled eggs

I would give you karma but its ambled skreggs

I would give you karma but, no skreggs on the menu this morning.  Only whole wheat toast.  And the ccooofffeeeeee.   

I would give you karma but my coffee wasn't decaf and as a result I'm still off with the fairies.

I would give you karma but I'm trying to decipher one of the words you used.  What is this "Coffee" of which you speak? 

-Twi