I would give you karma but I've not been able to locate those relatives so I can steal it back.

I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....

.... Now where's my effing karma.

I would give you karma but, it slipped away.  Go figure.

I would give you karma but it too has slipped and slithered and ......

I would give you karma but, 

I would give you karma, but I do anyways, and I will always give karma to the person who posts above me.

I would give you karma but, I'll try being above you more often instead.   

A little Christmas giving spirit.

I would give you karma, but WHAT ABOUT ME?????

I would give you karma but I don't do beneath

I would give you karma but, it's underneath the fridge.   

I would give you karma but I looked under my fridge and all that's there is an empty flim-flam, a double dipsy doodle with a cute pink bow and a couple of bodies left over from the Brassalltown roach massacre

I would give you karma but; 'I was walking down the street, and there was this dog. The dog started chasing me. So I threw some karma at it. Turns out, that karma was meant for you. woops.'

I would give you karma but that was my dog and he brought it home for me.

I would give you karma but, it seems you have already acquired it. 

I would give you karma but I sneezed at an inopportune moment and it is now flying towards Piccadilly Circus on the back of a homing pigeon with an extreme case of myopia and a bruised beak

I would give you karma but there seems to be this weird looking white glove with a digit sticking up in the air in the way.

I would give you karma but, I'm to busy looking at a Micheal Jackson's weathervane.

I would give you karma but, what have you done for me lately?

I would give you karma but, I will accept your karma.

I would give you karma but, I had to because you are such a boss. 

I would give you karma but, boss is such an unfriendly, impersonal word. I would prefer Superwoman.  

I would give you karma but I'm trembling in my boots that Superwoman might wanna ravish me and my poor old body won't stand up to the rigours of her passion.

I would give you karma, but that image will haunt my nightmares for quite some time.

-Twi

I would give you karma but I didn't provide an image and it's your over-active, fertile imagination that's filling in the blanks.

I would give you karma but, in light of your giving Christmas spirit  , Karma for you.

I would give you karma but it's your lucky day. Merry Christmas!