I would give you karma but I'm jealous.

I would give you karma but I'm not jealous 

Santa stayed just a little to long over the holidays.   

I would give you karma but, I'm experiencing audio problems. 

I would give you karma but you let santa freeload in your house.

I would give you more karma, but I couldn't hear your last post due to your audio problems.

-Twi

I would give you karma but I didn't hear a word you typed. IROKONESS is having audio problems.

I would give you karma but, heck no. It cost $9.99, are you out of your mind?    

I would give you karma but, my audio is now in color.   

I would give you karma but having 120 decibel vision is impairing my ability to hear the click of the button

I would give you karma but buttons are passe.

I would give you karma but, now I can control my audio with my mind.  

I would give you karma but ........................ you scare me!

I would give you karma but, don't be scared. You always have your trusty lazer gun. 

I would give you karma but i don't like guns

Hi mrs_starkers    

I would give you karma but, Uvah would never use a gun for evil. Uvah's more of a Robin Hood. 

I would give you karma but the Robin stole the Hood and I let him.

Hi IROKONESS 

hmmmm, I would give you karma but starkers kid napped Robbin Hood

I  would give you karma but starkers  has stolen  the word

I would give you karma but, not the word.  Now what are we gonna do?  I'm wordless.

I would give you karma but I was hiding it in my mouth so mrs s wouldn't find it and accidentally swallowed it.

I would give you karma, but you should never hide things from your wife.

Karma for you.

I would give you karma but.. but... but.... and I'm in the doghouse yet again.

I would give you karma, but those guys in cell block 9 are animals. Seriously. It's even got a sign up saying "Prison Zoo."

I would give you karma but last I heard it was contraband in prison.

I would give you karma, but prison is for people who don't have a brain.

Do you have a brain?

I would give you karma but my grey matter is chucking a hissy fit and telling me that I should be in bed already [currently 4.33AM here]

I would give you karma but I just can't be bothered to...

I would give you karma but it's so far past my bedtime that I'm hallucinating... I'm sure I just saw a worzel on my desk winking at me