Banned for doing stuff to yourself.

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

Banned for not doing stuff to yourself. Wait, what stuff are we talking about here?

Banned for asking that question when it is fairly obvious what at least some of them are talking about....

Banned for obviousness.

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

banned for pointing out the obviousness

banned for banning his obvious observation of Scoutdog's obviousness.

Banned for "ob".

banned for shortening everything to letters

banned for being a letter guru

Banned for disliking long words!

banned for assuming its a dislike issue

banned for assuming he's assuming... assuming you are assuming that he's assuming... crap

banned for brain crap

you have a lot to learn grasshopper

banned for thinking I'm an insect... blind, old fool

banned for calling me a fool

blind and old yes

fool well have to admit, that one is up for debate

banned for admitting to weakness!

banned for admitting ones weaknesses allows one to shore up those weaknesses

Banned for being weak.

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

Banned for not dragging the weak before a death panel.

banned for using the weak argument that death panels are needed

Banned for having a weakness to Fighting-type Pokemon.

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

banned for bringing in the weak minded game of Pokemon

banned for making the weak minded rage quit

Banned for rage quitting.

Banned because Pokemon is awesome.

Banned because Greece - Nigeria is on  *Leaves immediately, turns on TV.*

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."

Banned because a Wild Troll appeared!

He he

Banned because Morpheas wants to fight

Morpheas sent out Magikarp

"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."