banned for not realizing that it was I who dug the Chunnel

Banned for egotism.

banned for denying my right to pontificate on my abilities

banned for not being the real ratman.

banned for still not getting promoted beyond Lieutenant

Banned for only being promoted to Ryat.

banned for not realizing that the rank of Ryat is over all other ranks

Banned for being STILL chased by the CYATS

harpo

banned for tying that steak to his leg.

banned because im the top

banned for being the top of the trash heap.

Banned for talking trash.

banned for banning trash talk well talking trash.  banned also for not like trash talk.

banned for not making sense.

banned for the desire to make sense

Banned for banning desire. Do you want this generation to be the last?!

banned for not realizing the answer to the question should be yes

banned because YOU must also NOT breed, and ryats can not stop breeding or they explode, and deprive the cyats of fun and entertainment

harpo

banned for ... wait i agree with that one.

Banned for failing to properly ban

banned for agreeing

and banned for it is too late, I have breeded and there are more ryats coming, we shall soon rule the world

muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

edit: stupid internet dropped my for that critical 15 seconds

banned for using the internet

banned for banning the internet.  banned for not banning for his control over the world.

ryat is banned for being stupid in wanting to take over the world.  what 1 person could really control the world.

banned for insulting my intelligence, I am smart enough to take over the world

but I do have to agree on the whole control issue

banned for thinking your smart