Banned for revealing my weekend plans. 

banned for planning in the first place

banned for sitting on the building

Banned for having your head in a cloud.

Banned because

I get knocked down

But I get up again

You're never going to keep me down

banned for tub thumping

Banned because evading my school's content blockers is getting kind of annoying.

banned for bad evasion patterns

Banned for looking for blocked content.

banned for snowflakes

Banned for snow shovels.

Banned because even though I understand basic physics, I still can't really remember why a powered snow-thrower is mechanically different from a leaf-blower.

People who live where water reliably turns solid on account of weather have always struck me as crazy...

banned for figuring out the truth. I should know, here in Colorado we just got a almost a foot of snow

Banned for just a foot of snow.... can't slalom or toboggan down just a foot of snow.  Call me when you have several hundred yards of it

Banned because had you been in Pa two years ago you would have had your 'yards' of snow. Back to back blizzards, a Saturday and a Tuesday, 74 plus inches.

Banned because us North Florida folks are having a yo-yo winter.

Last year, things were scary-cold. We had an astounding number of hours with below-freezing air temps. This year, many of us are hoping that the rich Yankees are watching the weather and thinking about quick trips down here so they can wallow in the semi-apocryphal Florida weather that helped fuel our economy back in the 20th. I've seen snow in my home town, this week or so plenty of folks are running around in shorts and nearly-nekkid feet.

Banned for all this weather talk when there are far more important issues at hand... like will Dolly Parton ever pose topless.

Banned because it is 50 degrees here in Columbus.

Double... no, TRIPLE banned for continuing to talk about the weather when the above question remains unanswered.

Surely chesty bits are more important than the temperature... tho nice chesty bits can cause one's temperature to rise dramatically when viewed

Banned because you don't want to encourage the token fag to get going about testy bits just because you want to hassle the asexual lad about chesty bits.

banned for bits

Banned because testy bits weren't on the menu to begin with, but if you want to introduce them I suggest you ask the chef

banned by pieces

Banned all at once.

banned for spreading it out