Banned for having a lab for hybrids to cohabitate. Get a room.

banned for roomage

Banned for overlarge fonts and no roomage.

banned for shrinkage

Banned for not knowing about Olmec (possibly religious) art. Their civilization fell only 2500 years ago or so. They made a bunch of really cool-looking stuff, and a bunch of weird baby sculptures, sometimes with helmets.

banned for I've seen their ruins south of Cozumel. Was having fun is all.

Banned because all I've seen are pictures.

I would love to pat the top of one of those giant heads. Those folks might not have left us any writing to help understand them, but they sure had style.

banned for you should make the trip. Winter cruises are cheap as hell and enjoyable all the same.

Banned for mentioning cheap as hell Winter cruises without offering to pay my fare.

banned for I might have to pay my fare soon enough. Go get a job, ya hippie.

banned for not having the money to throw in random person's faces.

banned for thinking he didn't have the money, when in fact he had the money but chose not to throw it in someone's face because that would lead to a lawsuit and him losing the money immediately.

Banned because there are some things money can't buy.

Power, mostly.

Banned for I disagree....

Banned with power.

The Admiral

Banned because you can buy social and political power almost as easily as you can buy electricity or natural gas.

How does this line come from the lad who worries that we live in a stealth military dictatorship? That military power is very expensive. 

Banned in line.

The Admiral

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Banned because you seem to have taken your backwards vitamins this morning.

Romney is a classic example of how wealth can buy power. Do you think he got to be Mass. Gov. because he looks like a Ken doll?

Banned because while wealth can certainly buy some power, it certainly can't buy it all, as the Mittster's fumbling attempts at the Presidency show.

banned for he didn't pay the right people. He needs to pump more into PR.

banned for forgetting the one way to the top: cigarette lobbyists

Banned because the problem is that you end up beholden to someone. Granted, that someone is easy to please, but....

banned for there's always a bigger fish in some sense.

banned for small frys