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You're Banned!: The Forum Game

You're Banned!: The Forum Game

Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?

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Reply #33726 Top

Banned for boning up on your grammar.

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 33721
On a side not, I'm not against bigamy either, so long as all those involved know about eachother, and agree.
End of Twilight_Storm's quote
I couldn't care less what anybody does, so long as it's consensual for both (or all) parties. Just leave me out of it.

 

BTW, why is GMail sending me this ad?

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Reply #33727 Top

banned for maybe it figured out you play video games and figured it wasn't that much of a longshot.

Reply #33728 Top

Banned for pointing out that Gmail's AI is better then Sins...  =\

 

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 33724
Banned for not seeing that there is no need for marriage if the people involved genuinely want to be together.
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

Banned for failing to read what I wrote 15 minutes before you.

Reply #33729 Top

banned for data mining is easy stuff. Constantinian warfare, not so much.

Reply #33730 Top

Banned for the Roesh free traders.

I had a math teacher named Mr. Roesh in 7th grade.

A lot of people were scared of him because he yelled. He wasn't a particularly angry person, he just had no idea how to speak at normal volume. So you would ask him what the answer to problem 23 was, and he would respond "Cos(13/8)", because he was a helpful teacher, but he would do so at a volume level usually reserved for terrorist attacks and incitements to riot.

Reply #33731 Top

banned for I can see the Lore character doing that.

Reply #33732 Top

banned in Lore characters

Reply #33733 Top

Banned in ASCII characters.

Quoting Stant123, reply 33730
Banned for pointing out that Gmail's AI is better then Sins... =\
End of Stant123's quote
That ad actually came from the account I use to send out chapters of my novel, which are accompanied by a brief synopsis in the body of the email. Since the novel routinely deals with giant hunter-gatherer aliens, Chinese spies, genetic engineering, superconductors, feminism, and Battlestar Galactica, it's no surprise GMail is a bit confused about my tastes.

Reply #33734 Top

banned for email/gmail is always lame

Reply #33735 Top

banned for they use the same data mining routines that almost everyone else does. At least the ads are minimally invasive (visually speaking).

Reply #33736 Top

banned for data mining is lame

Reply #33737 Top

Quoting Stant123, reply 33730

Banned for pointing out that Gmail's AI is better then Sins...  =\
End of Stant123's quote

Banned for being right.

Also banned for assuming I can read...

-Twilight Storm

Reply #33738 Top

banned for it's not a big jump of an assumption when you've responded to past posts.

Reply #33739 Top

Banned for not knowing my notary monkey translates all these wierd shapes you all put up here.

-Twilight Storm

Reply #33740 Top

banned for you still get the message as long as you have the monkey

Reply #33741 Top

banned for monkey speak

Reply #33742 Top

Banned because monkeys can cause a bit of a problem, when given powered armor and Chozo genetic enhancements. Or a portal gun, for that matter.

Reply #33743 Top

Banned because we think monkeys aren't as clever as us.

Maybe that's what they want us to think...

Reply #33744 Top

banned for clever or not, a monkey with power armor is a problem.

Reply #33745 Top

Banned because we are superior to all other life on this planet.

Reply #33747 Top

Banned for improper use of the word your.

Reply #33748 Top

Banned because maybe you guys can help me with this one: I'm going to give that trooper character in my novel a really big, heavy, tank-busting weapon in a few chapters. I'd noticed that female characters in all of my favorite squad-based shooters are always wimpy things like snipers or medics or recon scouts, and surprise surprise I didn't like that. I was originally going for just a big-asterisk rocket launcher. Then I thought of something derived from the SpartanLaser of HALO fame (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Spartan_Laser).  Then my friend Simon floated the idea of this kind of "rotary railgun" in which a magnetic coil strapped to her back accelerates golf-ball-sized metal spheres to freakishly high speeds and then lobs them out of a shoulder-mounted tube. So many weapons... so hard to choose.

Reply #33749 Top

Banned for making me edit my post...   You could always use the crossbow that has a chicken and a stick of dynamite tied to each bolt like they use in Redneck Rampage.

Reply #33750 Top

banned for you did it to yourself.

And yes, Redneck Rampage was a great source of hilarious awesomeness... that and Postal 2.

I'm not really sure how recon or snipers are wussy. Snipers show insane skill and usually pop the guys that no one else even sees. Recon are the first in and so deal with the grittiest shit if things go bad. Of course, you might not allow for such situations.

I would say laser gatling if you wanted to be badass. The backpack is a cool idea, but then you look like a ghostbuster with golf balls tits.