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You're Banned!: The Forum Game

You're Banned!: The Forum Game

Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?

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Reply #31676 Top

Banned because while that was certainly satirical, you are easily the most literate and sensible military grunt I've ever encountered with the possible exception of my dad.

Reply #31677 Top

banned for waxing poetically about your man crush on the Limey Man

Reply #31679 Top

banned for my man crush does not live here

I have a life outside of the Sins Forums.

Reply #31681 Top

Banned for Ryat is correct. I was in Arizona one time, minding my own business when, unbeknown to me, I would happen across his man crush. When it happened, I was stunned in a fashion I never could have foreseen. His hair moved with the grace of a gentle breeze even in the most stifling of atmospheres. His eyes drew you in, pulling your very soul from your chest and leaving you without breathe or consciousness. All you could know was his being. All you could know was how amazing he was and your sheer inability to resist.

Bah, I'm screwing with you. I just picture Ryat sighing fondly every time an old Fabio commercial airs.

So, Limey, you are/were in the military? I either forget or missed it. What branch?

Reply #31682 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 31683
So, Limey, you are/were in the military?
End of Draakjacht's quote

Everybody has this conception that I'm in the army! Why!?!

First off, I'm 15, so banned because I couldn't possibly be legally in most Western armies.

Anyway, this conception appears to stem from my many exploits in the Combined Cadet Force which I attend. This is an organisation sort-of like scouts, but more military. For instance, we learn weapons drills, learn various other skills associated with the armed forces, participate in blank-firing maneuvers, participate in live-firing on ranges, annually go to train on army bases with army instructors (obviously not to the level that real soldiers train to because we're not real soldiers, we're teenagers in a cadet force), and occasionally go on exercise at MOD training areas, which means several days and nights conducting a blank-firing war on whatever militia/terrorist group those above have decided to create for us. The RAF division of my CCF gets to go flying as well. I don't because I'm not RAF, but nonetheless... Basically you do loads of stuff which the army does when training in a more controlled and less serious environment, because nobody's potentially getting killed if you fuck up (usually, there's some stories to that one). Anyway, it's great fun and even better for someone like me who wants to join the army of whatever country they end up in. Thank you for your time.

Reply #31683 Top

banned for being in the English version of the ROTC

Reply #31684 Top

banned for it's the English version of JROTC, the high school version. ROTC is college. And most American high schools don't allow live firing exercises, the exception being the Missouri Military Academy.

In any case, I never looked at your profile, so I just assumed Scoutdog (my mistake, huh?) knew something I didn't.

Reply #31685 Top

banned for not checking profiles

Reply #31686 Top

Banned because future military, active, whatever, he's still several orders of magnitude more articulate than the lot I'm used to running into. Maybe it's because he's British and I've usually been only exposed to Americans.... I dunno.

Reply #31687 Top

banned for you just may have run into the morons of the military

they exist everywhere in all militarys

another word for them is cannon fodder so fear not

Reply #31688 Top

Quoting Ryat, reply 31689
banned for you just may have run into the morons of the military

they exist everywhere in all militarys

another word for them is anyone given responsibility so fear not
End of Ryat's quote

 

Banned and corrected.

Reply #31689 Top

banned for we are all given responsibility

whether we handle it properly or not is what defines us as morons or not

Reply #31690 Top

banned for trying to define the moron. I prefer to think of the moron as a mysterious creature, capable of awing even the most categorical of thinkers with their various capacities.

Reply #31691 Top

banned for that defines everyone

Reply #31692 Top

banned for I've met a few that couldn't awe a three year old with down syndrome.

Reply #31693 Top

banned for that is sad

Reply #31694 Top

banned for I would never argue with that.

Reply #31696 Top

Banned for jinxing us all...

 

Reply #31697 Top

banned for showing a scene with no green

Reply #31698 Top

BANNED FOR WWANTING GREEN SLIME IN THAT PIC.

Reply #31699 Top

Banned for Slimer!

Reply #31700 Top

baNned for inEXplicable caPitalizAtion.