Banned because there is a reason Upper Arlington is Upper Arlington- most of the inhabitants think themselves above the rest of Ohio (to be fair, they are in fact also geographically north of Arlington, Virginia, but there is also no Lower Arlington anywhere in the state).

I ban the whole forum - including myself - simply because I am too lazy to think of something clever.

Banned for also living in Ohio.

I ban MortalKhrist for being too lazy to think of something clever.

Gurl you failed.

Banned for putting Ohio, lazy and Gurl all in one place.

Banned for having 440 Karma. Your alien holding ray gun with a steaming nozzle does not compute.

banned for not researching Advanced Computing

banned for mentioning the dreaded Advanced Computing upgrade, beep -boop

Banned because I actually forgot to do the Standard New Guy Book Plug for you. admiralsakai.deviantart.com

What is the Standard New Guy Book Plug?

banned for confusing link

Banned for Alzheimers

banned for saying I have Alzheimers. How could you? :'(

banned for using that sad excuse of a sad face. and yes that is a pun.

banned for bringing up the fact that I used a pun

banned for banning me for bringing up the fact you used a pun even though I never said that but you did.

banned for confusing me with that ban. And for still not having an avatar

Banned for being critical of not having an avatar and because.... because I'm in a banning mood.

banned for coming in and breaking up their confused conversation.

@ MortalKhrist Banned cause I don't give a fuck that I don't have an avatar

@ starkers Banned for having a Jack Sparrow look-a-like avatar instead of Johnny Depp

@ Draakjacht banned for banning starkers for breaking up the confused conversation

I now ban myself for triple-banning again, LIKE A BOSS!

Banned for banning yourself for triple banning... that's my job.

Banned for not offering me any rum.

Banned for losing the Black Pearl to Hector Barbossa and by extension, Blackbeard.

Banned for ditching Angelica, whom is probably the only love of your life we've seen in the series.

Banned for constantly screaming when in the presence of Davy Jones.

Banned for cheating in your first duel with Will Turner.

Banned for giving the order to fire upon the Endeavour.

Banned for allowing me to list this many bans!

Banned for multitudinessly listing bans in legible order.

Banned for not being Jack Sparrow!

I ban myself yet again for forgetting it's Captain Jack Sparrow.

See reply 39410

Banned for saying once again that I have alzheimers you is MEAN!

Banned

Banned

BAnned

BANNED!!!

Banned for getting it. The joke I mean.

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Banned with a slow-mo banning scene.