Banned 'cause Camel Spiders (which aren't even spiders) have 10 legs.

banned for whiptail scorpions

Banned for

Banned for unconventional natural inventions.

Banned because THAT is a cool bug.

Banned because it really is.

Banned because I want one for a pet, but my Mom said NO.

Banned for I can see your Mother screaming bloody murder when you forgot to close the cage and let that bug out....

Banned because we get that you have access to a lot of smilies. However, we would appreciate it if you only used them where they were actually relevant.

Banned because I don't mind, primarily because my computer gets rid of them.

Banned because I just blocked smileyarena.com and want to thank you for the 'tip.' Eat local and smiley local... 

Banned cause the wierd spider pet has the same smiley face for an account.

Hehe Hoohoo Haha

banned for saying peculiar things.

Banned for mimsying the borogroves.

Banned for gyring and gimbling.

Who even knows if I spelled those right. (That is rhetorical. Don't answer.)

Banned for gamboling.

Banned for wabes.

Banned because that one's inscrutable even to someone used to parsing misspellings. Oy vey, I'll be grading papers again in just a few short weeks...

Banned because I can't believe a stodgy old bookworm like you does not actually get a Jabberwocky (or Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland) reference.

Banned for telling him what it was.

Banned because that was a kosher ban, except for the stodgy bit and "old" being a matter of perspective. 

I never read the real Wonderland stories, gave up on Tim Burton several bad flicks ago (Edward Scissorhands is hard to beat), and I have more than a few friends who think I'm a young punk because I'm not even 50 yet.

Banned for being young?

Are you a teacher or a professor?

Banned because I have plenty of gray hair but still no wrinkles to speak of, so I don't know where that leaves me. 

And I'm going back to part-time adjunct work this fall. They call us "professors" but I'm old-school at the school and teaching staff were originally just called "instructors" because the whole point was to be a community college, not a university wannabe. Now, with stupid talk floating around about master's degrees being the new bachelor's, they even cut the word "community" from the college name.

Banned because that sounds peculiar.

Banned for lack of specificity. Did you mean my whole digression, my 'mixed age' thing, changing titles for faculty, what?