banned for not noting that i said or beat.

banned for calling in sick or going in and going home for being sick is the samething.

banned for this is what you said

banned for the difference is that calling can get you in trouble, going and getting sent home can't get you in trouble

banned for management did you a solid. Now you have to hate them a little less.

banned for I never really hated them as despised the tactics they sometimes employ

Banned because I ate a powdered doughnut.

banned for Powder

banned for as i said not seeing the word beat in that sentance.

banned for upon further examination your poor use of grammar confused me

banned for not being able to understand american.

banned for I learned English and Spanish American doesn't exist

banned for I am an American and speak just fine. Stop letting the lowest ten percent set the pace.

Lazy bastards.

banned for talking about the english that way.

Banned because we invented your language, and speak faster than most of you (like the American southwest ). Though we do have our fair share of the... vocally uneducated.

You may know them as chavs, if you have heard of this island's rare affliction.

banned for language is constantly in flux and varies upon regions

banned for heresy! Wait... wrong thread.

As for inventing the language, sure, why not? And some of us speak faster than you. My mom practically scared the shit out of some poor Brit. Of course, she is an excitable, Jewish mom. Meanwhile, England also gave us what would become ebonics, so we obviously can't assign all the blame of linguistic degradation to America.

Banned because I blame Ryat.

banned for playing the I Blame Ryat Game

banned for maybe but you only use 2/3rds of the words we use.

Banned for the missing words. Where did YOU PUT THEM???

BANNED FOR I DIDNT PUT THEM ANYWHERE, THE BRITS DID.

Banned because I want to live in America! And I can't just effortlessly turn up and get all the benefits of being a citizen like you can in Britain! I'll actually have to work for it!

And it works so much better that way.

banned for it works better to have to work for the benefits or not?

As for coming here, a visitor is typically given a 6 month allowance without issue. So, I dunno if you've been here before, but you have ample opportunity to show up and give it a trial run to see if all it's cracked up to be. Besides, you're one of the more amiable of the bunch. C'mon over.

Banned because it is far better to work and be rewarded than to see about 30% of the population (to be fair, a minority of those people actually can't work, being disabled or otherwise unable to find suitable work) feed off the honest, hard-working folk, while people immigrate freely from the rest of the EU to send money home while the times are good, then vanish the moment that the economy goes to hell.

I would go into an in-depth study of why I appreciate the American way of life over the one we have here, but this is the Ban Game, so I'll keep this quick.

I'm thinking of going to Uni in the States, which would give me time to decide on it. I have a plan for if I do decide to live in the States of course, but anyway. It's all hypothetical at the moment, what with my GCSEs taking place over the next two months.

Banned because if I had to name three things America does really well, they would be

1. Food.
2. Colleges.
3. Prisons.

banned for America has plenty of immigration issues.

Food-agree

College-we're up there, yes

prisons-talking the buildings or the judicial system?

We do other things well, but that's neither here nor there. It comes down to personal preferences. I love Scotland in general, but I couldn't do all the snow. Canada sounds okay, but I like my old firearms. Mexico... well, it's a matter of personal preference.