Banned becausr of a time paradox between +infinity and -infinity

banned for bring up a time paradox

banned because it is next sunday

banned because you are 4 and 1/2 hours too early where I am at.

banned because no one cares where you are at

your both banned for having no karma and not reading my ban

ban because this post is now 86 pages long

Banned for double banning and because you don't have karma either.

Because I was late: Banned for criticizing the post's length. IT WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!

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to the "Spam Theme" of Monty Python.

banned for copying Monty Python.

"No one expects the Spanish Banquintion."

Banned for bad word combination

Banned for not including a period. Grammer is serious business.

Banned for trying to make yourself banned by purposefully spelling grammar wrong

Banned for not realising I was at work and typing quickly to avoid being fired for using the net at work and that the spelling error was unintended.

banned for being on the net at work

Banned for overzealous use of proper grammmmar.

banned for being a fallen angel

Banned for not having an avatar to make fun of.

banned for failing to scare me

banned for hiding your fear.

banned for banning someone who's hiding

Banned for misspelling Ultraman