birthday surprise plan

with favorite goodies 

fried chocolate tarantulas

and wine-dipped maggots

pony ona stick

that fell off

much like ice-cream

with shaggy manes

five second rule 

One, two, three

mother caughta flea

despite its plea

put it in

the teapot and

made a cup

of Tetley tea

You don't say? 

much very often

Are you sure?

never in doubt

How about now?

when was that?

You know when.

how is that

your steel trap

full of shrimp

and other critters

begins to sway