*Dials forum police*
Helllo.... //"Hello, you have rung....Forum Police.....if you are trying to contact the Police please hang up and go to your nearest doughnut store. If you are being flamed please press F1 on your keyboard and a Forum constable will be with you as soon as possible. If you would like to let us know that you do not like Impulse please wait untill after the prompts and press the # key, that line is very busy and we really don't care anyway but stay on the line and leave a message. We will be sure to play it at our Xmas function. For all other Forum Police options please wait and listen for the prompts...."
"To report a thread jacking please press 1...
To report that someone has pwned you please go and find your mama and cry on her shoulder...
To inform us of a a possble rant in progress please place your mouth close to your PC speakers and yell as loudly as possible, a Forum Police representative will respond shortly....really...they will...go on...just try it.
To delete your account please fill out form 10A and mail said form and your yearly gross earnings to Robin_Banks C/O Walla Walla Correctio....err Post Box 101 12589.
To test in a thread please be sure to read all posts prior to testing in said thread and be sure to post inane drivale for all to read.
To speak with one of our trained monke.....i mean staff, please hold the line and once we finish playing WoW we will be right with you."
"In the meantime please enjoy these messages from EA Games......"\\
*Hangs up and runs off to find a wall to headbut......*