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ANZAC Empire, 'Bridging the Ditch' Thread

ANZAC Empire, 'Bridging the Ditch' Thread

Yes Well... *cough* I was a little tired of posting on the Aussie Empire thread. ;)

*Intentionally cheesy opening Address*

So gather round all you ANZAC Citizens, Lend Me Your Ears... and your games, Forget whether your accent is more nasally than your neighbours and Post those Gigantic Games on Masochistic Difficulty! *pause for applause* Now Begone and play Galactic Civilizations till you starve, then play some more! Think GalCiv, Dream GalCiv, (Breath GalCiv?) ...Be THE GalCiv! and return only when you have defeated the evil intergalactic minions that plague us and halt our advance up the metaverse board.

*cough*

Yup, Let's beat em Guys.

~SDC~
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Reply #326 Top
In my last game with the Dregin down to one planet, I was just going to milk the game for population, when they got 95 Corvetts from the precursors!!!

Luckily they opted to attack me and left the planet almost undefended.
I just took it, end of game.

Is this a deliberate strategy to prevent milking?

Probably not. I still have my shiny #3 medal. Woohoo. I likes it I likes it. It won't last though. And don't milk em too much. Save some for the rest of us.
Reply #327 Top
GO ANZACs...the triple threat of Josh, Chris and Slitherin all in Allan Border mode (beyond 10,000!) have us back in the running. The Good Ship Waltzing Matilda lives on..... :D
Reply #329 Top
Don't get too excited, ANZACs. Anyone can submit a 1.05 game now and get 10K. Heck, once I get a new version game in, I will be in that range myself.
Reply #331 Top
If we wish to get excited, Gerakken, we will - it's the nature of ANZACs LOL Especially when the odds are overwhelming and we are about to get the crap beaten out of us - it's where the ANZAC legend came from!

Cheers to Raleigh - also in Allan Border mode!! :CONGRAT:
Reply #332 Top
(Evil Gerakken has come out, charging into the ANZAC thread. The boss left him in charge.)

Now you truly face overwhelming odds. This would be a nice time to rally and show us all the power you possess. I would hate to think that this is all you guys got! Supreme domination is a curse, I tell you. A curse because we need to continually strive to find worthy challengers. So try harder! ;)

(Evil Gerakken now comes to his senses, realizing that it is a fatal villain flaw to show haughty arrogance. Time to leave...)
Reply #333 Top
Damn it...that does it Gerakken - ready the Maori death commandos, unleash the kelpie attack packs, smear that emu oil GROSS repellant over the hull. Bring the Battlecruiser Waltzing Matilda into FIRING RANGE!!!! >:(
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Reply #334 Top
L0L there *should* be a battleship Waltzing Matilda!!!

And dont worry about scores - I post all mine, win or lose.

I have been travelling a lot so havent had time to post or play, hopefully things are settling down over the next couple of weeks.
Reply #335 Top
Damn it...that does it Gerakken - ready the Maori death commandos, unleash the kelpie attack packs, smear that emu oil GROSS repellant over the hull. Bring the Battlecruiser Waltzing Matilda into FIRING RANGE!!!!


As he's heading out to the transporter room. on vacation The Pontius one sees the Garbage Scow Waltzing Matilda off the port bow

Beam me to weapons.

Gerakkin: pontius from aux control/weapons room. HARD OVER BRING US ABOUT!!!!!! 128.6 MARK 1!!!! I've got the Zorchers up. Get those tubes online.

FIRING TUBES 1,3,5,7,9,11 GIVE EM A BROADSICE!!!!!
FIRING DEATH RAY ZORCHERS!!!!!!!!


Eeeeeeeeekabooooom. They have new shields. FIRING NEW ANTI-PROTON BEAM ON ROTATING FREQUENCIES. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT. Oh that's gotta hurt.
We've destroyed half their fleet. Firing Type R. Plasma cannon. Bwooooosh. Take that!!! They're crippled.

I LOVE THE GLOW OF A PLASMA RAVAGED SHIP AGAINST THE STARS. Ooooooooo. Ahhhhhh Ohhhhhhh Hey!!! (applause)
The Waltzing Matilda Garbage Scow is stepping on her partners' Well done "Captain Gerrakkin." She's disabled....again. When will these Anzacs learn? Ooooo boy. Got ya some more of that Aussie Booze...Oh and there's womenfolk aboard. Fine addition to the crew. wink wink.

Steady as she goes. See if you can recruit some mobile infantry whilst I am away. I shall return with some new weaponry.
Reply #336 Top
If it's an Aussie ship you will probably find they are all called Baa-baa-ra :)

I'm told you should look for cliffs :)
Reply #337 Top
Muuuaaahhhhh....in the confusion of the battle, the pathetic GROSSlings fail to realise the hull of their ship has been splashed with emu oil....a sickly green toxic crud begins to eat through the outer plates....

Release the exploding sheep pods!!

Small, apparently harmless pods drift towards the GROSS cruiser, attach to the hull - and bore through, liberating packs of feral sheep free to roam the mighty GROSS cruiser....NZ SHEEP ALWAYS GET THEIR MAN!!!
Reply #338 Top
Our spy rays observe Gerakken bringing his eeeevviill master Pontius some hot cocoa on the bridge of the GROSS cruiser.....

Suddenly, Pontius glances over Gerakken's shoulder: "Hey Gerakken, what's that sheep doing he[BLAM!!!]

Woolly scuffling noises, followed by short bleats in Morse code, followed by deafening concussions echo throughout the GROSS cruiser, which takes on a decided list... :HOT:



Hurley - in AB mode! Go man go :CONGRAT:
Reply #339 Top
Yes, I am still paranoid about those disguised sheep. :) But you know that GROSS has its own evil ways of dealing with rivals, even resurrected ones! So come on up and join the party. We can't put you back in place until you step out of line. Muwahaha! ;)
Reply #340 Top
Just joined up and was having a very quick squiz at the messages in this thread. The first one I saw mentioned Misty Hymen in hot swim wear!!
Yep - definitely joined the right empire!
ok - back to playing galciv.
Reply #343 Top
Take me to your leader,

I like Australia and New Zealand (I live there), I come in 'peace' LOL to kill, Kill, KILL! >:( . . . in a passive kinda way :)
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Reply #344 Top
For those who havent seen it take a look at www.progressquest.com - too funny!!
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Running it now in the background while I am lurking about. Sometimes you just got to love Brad's sense of humor. Good call. :)
Reply #345 Top
My character has a flasher's coat with fifty thousand pockets inside, to keep all his monster giblets. He's a delicatessen on legs. :)

Hehe... I'm trying to imagine a peaceful, passive, killing rampage, but I'm not having much luck. That pure good face isn't helping :p
Reply #347 Top
Come aboard Cotal - the more the merrier! And who the hell is Modus Operandi??!! Just launches on to the board and already in Allan Border mode - good job man! :CONGRAT:

I must concentrate on planting more exploding sheep among our enemies..... :HOT:
Reply #349 Top
Actually we seem to have picked up about 8 members overnight - I presume because the game is now on sale in Australia other than by dwonload?

Anyway welcome aboard everyone!!!
Reply #350 Top
I must be lost I thought I was in the Anzac Thread, but with all the GROSS entries now I am not sure where I am or which way is up. Anyway put those Euro's under your foot and press down. We former British Empires shall Rule the Metaverse.