Prince Iggy Koopa - Charley, We got the status report of Harborne's fleet, the survival rate is almost to the negitive region...

Charley B. - Ai...Iggy, I dont speak geek!

Iggy - Basically they have lost all weapon capability, and capability means-

Charley - don't take the piss! What is the status of Harborne's ship?

Iggy - I see. You've grown a heart my love? No sheilds, all defenses down and no weapons, Communications at 75% I received the last message.

*message plays*



*end transmission

Charley - Send the crew, all the ships to Mars to form a barrier...And Iggy,

Iggy - hmm...?

Charley - Number 1. I am not your love and Number 2. Thanx to Harborne we can illegally steal legally!

Iggy - you love me really...

Charley - True-I mean open communications to emperor Harborne's ship for a complete status report

Yes we will most certanly. As long as you keep the Confederation they've atpempting to spread propganda to the Alliace. It's a sign that the Confederation wants another war. I want to declare a emergancy United Empires meeting,I want to have Freeman be charged with illegal border crossing.

That is what you belive in. We Geckodons belive that the extermination of all non-allied races and our enemies. We Geckodons have a hatred to towards amphibious races (like the Torians for example), not to mention we also have a hatred of energy beings and at last but not least we have an extrime hatred for feline races.

This makes me glad that my race isn't amphibian but reptile

Emperor Harborne: I have sent word to Earth to launch Project GENESIS

Charley B: What be Project GENESIS

Iggy: I have been working on the project with Harborne but maybe its better to let him show you

Emperor Harborne: Yes Project GENESIS are new ships and fighters look......

Yes, consider yourself lucky.

Charley B. - When were you going to tell me, your captain?

Iggy - Well, sorry for informing your second in command.

Emperor Harborne - Stop bickering!

*the door opens in the pirate koopa ships a sillhoette of a koopaling girl with short black hair, blue eyes, burgundy head scales, she wore a black cloak with a boo clasp covering her pale scales on her body and her blood red shell*

??? - enough with the lovers quarrel Iggy was assigned whilst you were out fighting The sin known as Greed. And as you left me in charge I allowed emperor Harborne to use the princeling

Charley - the skimatics are good Harborne, seems a reliable fighter, We're coming to pick up you and your crew. Iggy cloak the device. And Harborne I think this is your first time meeting my second in command, Bethany Elizabeth Cathrine Koopa.

Bethany - *nods in adknowlagement* We're on our way.

*end transmition*

Iggy - Before you punish me for helping with Harborne's ships I already uploaded the skimatics

Charley B. - We'll...speak...later...my love

*the look made Iggy shudder*

Iggy - We're in range, activating the transporter systems, it wouldnt be a problem with their sheilds down

Charley - Beam them up scotty...I always wanted to say that...just press the button Iggy

Iggy - ... *transports Harborne and his crew that survived*

I do Dragon/reptile-turtle thing and most reptilians beats amphibians anyday.

Amphibians, slimey treacherous scum, reminds me of Freeman.

sounds like him, im going to hold back a few choice words of my own

Emperor Harborne: Launch SDF-1 and Veritech Fighters....



Emperor Harborne: Fire Partical Cannon..... its working the ships are being torn to shreds



Zentradi Leader: Retreat

Emperor Harborne: There retreating all ships move in and fire



Emperor Harborne: Send in The Shimakaze II



Zentradi Leader: Damn you humans

The Zentradi ships fire there cannons destroying many ships

Emperor Harborne: Send in the 2nd wave and the Advanced Veritechs





Zentradi Leader: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA We will continue this next time

And with that The Zentradi ships entered Hyper Space

Emperor Harborne: Damn where did they go

Officer 1: I do not know sir I am unable to track them

Emperor Harborne: DAMN IT!!!!!

There are rumors that The Geckodon Alliance are paying The Pirates Koopa to raid The United Confederation of Planets

Hey we don't need paying but! If we'll glady oblige and take there offering anyway

Charley - SET COURSE TOO FREEMAN'S TREASURY!!!

Iggy - setting co-ordinates

Bethany - Oui mon capitan

Charley - Bethany Koopa take the crew an raid the smaller banks

*arrival at Freeman's personal treasurey/ his most successful bank and there's a hude statue out
side made of solid gold saying "All bow to your almight God Freeman"*

Charley - Oh God!...I think I'm in love all over again...LOOK AT ALL THAT GOLD AND LOOT!!!! Okay boys we're taking that to shrink his oversized head down to size * Bethany took did as her captain said and took the crew to raid the smalled banks in freeman's galaxy leaving Iggy and charley who were both capable of raiding a huge bank with just the two of them*

Iggy - Why are you dragging me along again, i'm a scientist not a pirate like you

Charley - Well Iggy, who else could dismantle the lasers and the defenses, beside boy u gotta learn sometime

*Charley, Iggy enter the building of his main treasury and slip past his lame excuses he has for guards*

Charley - How about disarming the lasers?

Iggy - hmm... his defense system is complex and looks fancy but all it is is just lasers then past that it is sound sensitive lasers it'd take time

Charley - We don't have time,

Iggy - give me a kiss and I'll speed it up *gets kicked in the face* It'd take 5mins

Charley - Well lets do this the old fashioned way, *Charley drags out an mp3 player and iggy cocks an eyebrow*

Iggy - idiot, all the cameras are on aloop so they can't see you. Alarms are disabled and the mainframe for the weapon

*Charley leaps in and uses her dodges the lasers by dancing to WWW Link When she past the lasers she hits the lasers that shoot at anything that makes a sound*

[thinking] Charley - hmm...*reaches in her shell for a belly dance belt and jumps in front of the sound sensitive weapons mainframe curciut was loacted within the the wall, it fires and she falls to the ground dodging it as it hits through the wall into its main curciut system.* Gets them everytime *Charley and Iggy grabb all the loot and runs and puts it in the ship*

Iggy - Hmmm... *whispers to Charley*

Charley - I like your way of thinking... *gets out some dangerous laser guns and technology to disguise themselves as another race, this time they desigused themselves as Kzinti and pulled bandannas over their faces of a ginger tabby and a grey tom with rainbow tips on his ears*

Iggy - *pulls out the gun* Stick 'em up this is a heist!!

Woman - Kzinti!! *screams*

Charley - Give us all your money or we'll shoot you then devour your insides *licks lips*

Iggy - your alarm systems are down before your try to alert Freeman

*Charley and Iggy left the bank happy kitty cats with all the money in Freeman's private treasury and biggest bank! They took off the holograms*

Charley - great idea Ig *kisses him on the cheek* because of you we're richer...I think i need to shower to get the stench of kzinti off my scales *shudders and vanishes as the ship flys off into a unknown region of space all the koopa pirates were successful*

no thats not true we tryed to make you join not case a civil war in your empire.


so you don't like the Doctor



there are Rumors that The United Confederation of Planets are programing Borg cubes or directing borg units to Geckodon space.


i am not a god and i don't have a gold staue or a privet chmaber full of gold.

hay if you want gold. i can give you gold we can replicate as mush gold as you think thats why its not as valuable in the confederation. if you want gold we will pay twices as much as the Geckodons are what do you say.

PS Harborne keep out those pirets of yours out of confederation space because then the Ferengi will get mad and then the Breen will get mad then they will attack you for stealing there stuff. they are apart of the Confederation but what ever action they take will not be the Confederations fault. and it would be ashamed to have one of your worlds assimilated by the Borg.

and the other hand we will be sending in our best fleet lead by the Yorktown its on its way.

Well not anymore



nothing of of yours is of value, we just steal it for sport then flog it off for the hell of it...

But if you are offering gold...replicated gold is of less value than pure gold dug up and we say no as we are not brought from us from that load of fools gold it aint worth shit!



Oh they will, we have more safisticated ways around them plus they are bad at gamberling i remember once...wait thats a little off subject here...Well we've been unditectable in your space when we want to be not even those guys can dectect us.

We have no control over The Pirates Koopas

well no but the romulans can and then the vulcans and every race that clocking technology. you have to remember that the confederation is a alliance of deferent species, every body has different techs and ships, but there all shared so.

well thats good than i can destroy them if i see them

If you attack them you will also be attacking us as they are a part of our Empire

well they attack us so if they attack us again then you will have a war on you hands.

Well then soon after the war you will be in chains in front of the Galactic Council then you will be sent to Aria 51 where you will spend the next 20 years in a dark prison cell

We will be lunching an investigation into The Pirates Koopa but I do not think i will find anything they are very good at hiding there treasure

there the resign why the necrons went rouge. they lotted a preciser library that information on how to control the necrons.



no my Friend that will be you and your little koopa(her time my come sooner) in front of the Confederation Senate being sent to the mines of the Malacore system or worse being sent to Kolest the seventh planet in the Kol a berran ice world where you would have to as the kzin say fight to stay a live.

Hey I know i'm short but that is taking the piss here! Mines hmm... lots of treasure there abd i know my waay round them...I have ways of escaping them and as for this ice world I can survive the cold, just because i'm female doesn't mean i'm not tough I know how you humans feel about females as I was once a human myself! And I know all the weak spots of the human body and all the points for torture and pain and there are so many things that i could do to hurt you

Charely I told you not to raid the Confederation,I told you to raid the Tyranny of Evil. I'm trying to to have a third Confederation-Alliance War



The Geckodons will gladly support the GSC in the war.

Also Freeman must have his name changed to Wiggles.


Do that and I'll spore you to hell.