War is on the horizon for some empires.

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. Recently the taunting of my people has been increasing alot lately. Saying all sorts of bull crap,  calling us their food, threating to destroy us, saying that they have our people placed in hunting preserves, calling us small and other acts in lack of diplomacy. This is a warning to the Kzinti, Tyranny, Yuuzhan Vong, and the Raiders, if the taunting does not stop than it will be full-scale war. Right now i got my right finger on a button that will make billions upon billions of spore missiles will be launched at your worlds. You can't desrtoy them all, they're are to many. If any of you dare go near them i will push this button :(  :(  :( 

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Reply #1 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
So does this mean that your so called United Galactic Council has failed? Launching Spore Missiles doesn't sound like a very peaceful resolution to your problems. All the better for the Tyranny of Evil, as we thrive on war. So send your spore missiles, we've been trying to find a good way to trim our population anyhow (and the Kzinti definitely have too many people). In case you hadn't noticed Evil Empires will gladly sacrifice millions for our own amusement (that is a perk of being evil after all). But be forewarned that we have troop ships loaded with Rosie clones that shall invade your planets should you decide to be so foolish as to send any missiles in our direction. And believe me you do not want an army of Rosie clones wandering your streets.
Reply #2 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Attack us? You signed a pact of alliance with us! Besides, i never said i'd eat you, just that you taste good! :P
Besides, you don't know how many countermeasures we have in place just in case!

-Dave
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Reply #3 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Attack us? You signed a pact of alliance with us! Besides, i never said i'd eat you, just that you taste good! Besides, you don't know how many countermeasures we have in place just in case!-Dave
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Figuring out if a member of a non-Geckodon species is part of The Chosen is very difficult. We prepared for your so called counter measures

So does this mean that your so called United Galactic Council has failed? Launching Spore Missiles doesn't sound like a very peaceful resolution to your problems. All the better for the Tyranny of Evil, as we thrive on war. So send your spore missiles, we've been trying to find a good way to trim our population anyhow (and the Kzinti definitely have too many people). In case you hadn't noticed Evil Empires will gladly sacrifice millions for our own amusement (that is a perk of being evil after all). But be forewarned that we have troop ships loaded with Rosie clones that shall invade your planets should you decide to be so foolish as to send any missiles in our direction. And believe me you do not want an army of Rosie clones wandering your streets.
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Don't worry we got our whole entire army prepared just in case. And we also have invasion forces ready to take any remaining planets, but that is less likly to happen because like i said before there are billions upon billions of spore missiles. The turnig point has begun. getting rid of empire's like your's is the only way to do it. Even if it means sporeing the hell out of you guys! This is what you deserve for the taunting. We have a few million more just incase anyone else tries to destroy us. The turning point has begun. The prophecy that tells of our victory led by none other than me, has begun. I'm starting to feel like pushing the button right now as we speak!
Reply #4 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Hmmmn Spore missiles make for great salt shakers! My people need more of these so i say push your little button if you have the kahoonas to do it. :D

Your bases are belong to us :HOT:
Reply #5 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Hmmmn Spore missiles make for great salt shakers! My people need more of these so i say push your little button if you have the kahoonas to do it. Your bases are belong to us
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*SIGH* Foolish Drengin all of our missile launch pads are guarded by fleets of the most advanced warships in the galaxy. attempting to attack them is uslees because again there are billions upon billions of missiles. We also have our invasion forces ready to attack your planets. All of you are making me bored i mean you know it's hopeless. And i wonder if those furball puking Kzinti freaks have given since their failed attempt to attack the missile pads. I will enjoy watching you suffur.  :)  :D  :LOL:  :CONGRAT: 
Reply #6 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
It is so fun watching you cowards trying to stop me. And nice try Dregin but lying just so you can look like a hero ain't gonna save you . I feel like pushing the button. I just can't wait for you guys to be destroyed. I hope that everyone here is ready to no in slow motion after i launch the missiles! :d 
Reply #7 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I am ready to no! :)

Reply #8 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I am ready to no!
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Hmmm still ain't gonna change my mind.
Reply #9 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
*SIGH* Foolish Drengin all of our missile launch pads are guarded by fleets of the most advanced warships in the galaxy. attempting to attack them is uslees because again there are billions upon billions of missiles. We also have our invasion forces ready to attack your planets. All of you are making me bored i mean you know it's hopeless. And i wonder if those furball puking Kzinti freaks have given since their failed attempt to attack the missile pads. I will enjoy watching you suffur.
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Most advanced warships in the galaxy? what century are you living in? Geckos don't build ships and definately not the best ships in the galaxy! We are prepared to arm our weapon to destroy you and your planets should we feel threatened! Be warned seth! We may be allies but that does not mean i won't stop you from killing countless evil beings throughout the galaxy! This is not a threat, just a warning. The Raiders prefer to work behind the scenes and not out in the open, so just stop pretending you're gonna kill us all!

-Dave
Reply #10 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
*SIGH* Foolish Drengin all of our missile launch pads are guarded by fleets of the most advanced warships in the galaxy. attempting to attack them is uslees because again there are billions upon billions of missiles. We also have our invasion forces ready to attack your planets. All of you are making me bored i mean you know it's hopeless. And i wonder if those furball puking Kzinti freaks have given since their failed attempt to attack the missile pads. I will enjoy watching you suffur.Most advanced warships in the galaxy? what century are you living in? Geckos don't build ships and definately not the best ships in the galaxy! We are prepared to arm our weapon to destroy you and your planets should we feel threatened! Be warned seth! We may be allies but that does not mean i won't stop you from killing countless evil beings throughout the galaxy! This is not a threat, just a warning. The Raiders prefer to work behind the scenes and not out in the open, so just stop pretending you're gonna kill us all!-Dave
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We are smarter than you think.
I have my finger on the button.
Years of avoiding war has allowed us to gain an advantage in technology. Oh yeah and yes i will push the button. And i still can't belive that Nelio and KP have not yet replied.
If you want me to let the Raiders to still exsit but as a sub-faction withing the Geckodon alliance, so what do you say?
Oh yeah and about the weapon, The Chosen stoled it for me, it was fun whatching it dismebered plus we stole every single other weapons and we destroyed the blue prints for it.
PS- the concept of the Raiders working behind the scenes is what the Chosen do. If you want to live than you must sign an anti-empire taunting treaty.
Things are looking okay with the situation so mabye i won't push the button.
Reply #11 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
You're button's a fake! Oh yeah.... you're so called "Chosen" stole the wrong one! :P
You Got our experimental pie ray! It beams pies across the galaxy and nails your target in the face! tell us how it works! we didn't test it yet! Hope you like apple pie!

The Raiders will a sub-faction to no race! Especially since we're not a united race! Just a league of the galaxies worst criminals and space scum around! We will not tolerate being called a "taunting" empire! we don't taunt! We just tell the truth and we scheme against all except our best of allies and let's just say that right now that's not you!

-Dave
Reply #12 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
You're button's a fake! Oh yeah.... you're so called "Chosen" stole the wrong one! You Got our experimental pie ray! It beams pies across the galaxy and nails your target in the face! tell us how it works! we didn't test it yet! Hope you like apple pie! The Raiders will a sub-faction to no race! Especially since we're not a united race! Just a league of the galaxies worst criminals and space scum around! We will not tolerate being called a "taunting" empire! we don't taunt! We just tell the truth and we scheme against all except our best of allies and let's just say that right now that's not you!-Dave
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You guys are just mad because we stole it  :) 
How does it feel to be the taunted huh?
Reply #13 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Shows how smart you are :P

-Dave
Reply #14 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Okay we won't attack the Raiders will just attack all of the other evil empires.

Reply #15 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Wise Choice Pengy! We were ready to destroy your capital, but we've decided against it because of your admittance that you were wrong to threaten us!

-Dave
Reply #16 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Wise Choice Pengy! We were ready to destroy your capital, but we've decided against it because of your admittance that you were wrong to threaten us!-Dave
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At least you guys ain't as bad as the Kzinti, Tyranny or Yuuzhan Vong. I guess we have to leave some extra missiles just in case we change our minds ;) 
Reply #17 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
We may be the most evil empire, but we are not stupid! War is not the answer for us at the moment! maybe when we get more members!

Trust me, we're worse than the other guys... you just don't know us yet because we work behind the scenes. Like i've said many times, you're lucky we're willing to sign alliances with your kind! Eventually, this may not be the case!

-Dave
Reply #18 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
there could be a more diplomatic resolve to this. if not the confederation will intervene
Reply #19 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
It already has been resolved diplomatically! They've agreed not to fire on us because we are superior and we'd give them the ultimate whoopage if they tried!

-Dave
Reply #20 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
As the first Rosie clone is surreptiously landed on SethP's homeworld, she is given her orders.

"Bury them in HyperLiberal Bovine Feces."

SethPenguin's first indication that something may be wrong is when an avalance of Bovine Poo begins pouring in his ThroneRoom Window. Attempting to wade through the ever-increasing piles, SethP realizes that he has made a mistake. Looking at his Penguin Monitors, he see's a virtual sea of Roise clones spouting endless torrents of HLBF. As he once again turns to press "The Button", the first Rosie clone climbs through the window. SethP's ears are assaulted by waves of HyperNasal pitched whining. His nose is assaulted by waves of HyperStinky HLBF. His eyes are assaulted by the sight of a Rosie clone in a string bikini.

It is too much. SethP turns upon himself. He grabs a dagger from his hip and plunges it into his eyes, but it is too late. The image of a Rosie clone is the last image he will ever see and IT IS BURNED INTO HIS RETINAS FOREVER!




Screw with us, will you?
Reply #21 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
We may be the most evil empire, but we are not stupid!
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From the looks of your badges, you are only Chaotic Evil. That is a far cry from being the Evilest Empire (and considering that so far YOU are the only one in your empire that would be the average of your entire empire). We have slaves in the Tyranny of Evil that are far more evil than you. So sit back, eat your pie and remember that there are forces out in the dark parts of the universe that are so evil you would not be worthy enough to pick the rancid meat from our fangs. :p 
Oh and Sethpenguin no one fears you pushing the button because everyone knows geckos are too short to even REACH the button. If you like, we can send over a step stool so you can get a little closer to the prize. :LOL: 
Reply #22 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
As the first Rosie clone is surreptiously landed on SethP's homeworld, she is given her orders. "Bury them in HyperLiberal Bovine Feces."SethPenguin's first indication that something may be wrong is when an avalance of Bovine Poo begins pouring in his ThroneRoom Window. Attempting to wade through the ever-increasing piles, SethP realizes that he has made a mistake. Looking at his Penguin Monitors, he see's a virtual sea of Roise clones spouting endless torrents of HLBF. As he once again turns to press "The Button", the first Rosie clone climbs through the window. SethP's ears are assaulted by waves of HyperNasal pitched whining. His nose is assaulted by waves of HyperStinky HLBF. His eyes are assaulted by the sight of a Rosie clone in a string bikini.It is too much. SethP turns upon himself. He grabs a dagger from his hip and plunges it into his eyes, but it is too late. The image of a Rosie clone is the last image he will ever see and IT IS BURNED INTO HIS RETINAS FOREVER!Screw with us, will you?
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The turrets around my palace thank you guys for giving something to kill for once. As for my eyes, the stasis chambers had that taken care of that.
Reply #23 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
We may be the most evil empire, but we are not stupid! From the looks of your badges, you are only Chaotic Evil. That is a far cry from being the Evilest Empire (and considering that so far YOU are the only one in your empire that would be the average of your entire empire). We have slaves in the Tyranny of Evil that are far more evil than you. So sit back, eat your pie and remember that there are forces out in the dark parts of the universe that are so evil you would not be worthy enough to pick the rancid meat from our fangs.  Oh and Sethpenguin no one fears you pushing the button because everyone knows geckos are too short to even REACH the button. If you like, we can send over a step stool so you can get a little closer to the prize.  
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I'm 5ft tall.
Reply #24 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Be forewarned, we have bred a most-vile strand of the "Rosie Clone". It is impervious to spores, nukes, pies, and pretty much anything else you can throw at it. The only thing holding it under control is the Tyranny. Should you spore us, know that the "Clone" would spread to every world in an unstoppable fashion, bringing about your own demise as well. Do you really want THIS taking over your planets???



FEAR IT!!
Reply #25 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
ACKK!!! Flashbacks to a ruined thread at the ToE forum!!! Run, run for your lives!!  :SURPRISED: