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United Galactic Council

United Galactic Council

Can't we all just get along, for once?

Greetings from the Geckodons. Some of the rivalries between some of the empires on the Metaverse are very strong. So i wanted to make an organization were we can all put our differences beside and work together to solve major galactic issues, besides us killing eachother,  so i made this forum post.  Please post a reply if you want to join. All of the votes are in and the answer is yes. So spore weapons are not to be used while playing in the Metaverse for the next two weeks now after careful judgement only good and neutral races can use them.

The Geckodon Alliance doesn't need this council anymore, we will be leaving this galaxy to take over another, we've been eyeing on it, we have packed up and the fleet is waiting for my shuttle, our planets are abanoned now, but no cities will be on them because we are bringing them with us. The spore missiles will also be going with us. The pads have been abandoned and destroyed. I guess this is fair well, for now.  So have fun killing each other!

PS: We will always hate you guys for mocking us!

  :CONGRAT: 

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Reply #26 Top
I shall and will always be in charge of this council that's one of the rules. No one can start an election for council president.
Now MumbleFratz the issues when we discuss issues we do it in a roleplaying kind of way and we discuss Metaverse issues.
MottiKhan shall represent the Diplomats.
Reply #27 Top
we don't want that evil soul sucker in charge
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Me neither! Wait...You were talking about KzintiPatriarch weren't you? :LOL:


MottiKhan shall represent the Diplomats.
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Oooooo! The Diplomats will be SO pleased! :LOL:

I'll try not to let it go to my head. Oops. Too late. :SURPRISED:
Reply #28 Top
when we discuss issues we do it in a roleplaying kind of way
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Ah...

The joys of being only 13. :)

You do realize that I have underwear older than you. :LOL:
Reply #29 Top
You do realize that I have underwear older than you.
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Oh yeah? Well, I'm old enough to be your...um...younger brother.

(BTW...About time to turn some of that underwear inside out by now?)  ;p 
Reply #30 Top
(BTW...About time to turn some of that underwear inside out by now?)
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Perhaps that was a bad analogy. ;)

I would have said shoes but since I can still wear the wingtips that I wore to my *first* wedding that would put them at just over 35 years old and I was trying for some common item that I had that was as young as 13. Actually I do have a pair of Converse hightop sneakers (Chucks if anyone recalls) that are probably about 15 years old.
Reply #31 Top
we don't want that evil soul sucker in chargeMe neither! Wait...You were talking about KzintiPatriarch weren't you?
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That's a very touching compliment Motti....I really do appreciate it. :D And what do people have against soul-sucking? Demons are people too and need sustenance like any body else. Have a heart! Better yet, that sounds like a nice snack, so give it to me. ;)

when we discuss issues we do it in a roleplaying kind of wayAh...The joys of being only 13. You do realize that I have underwear older than you.
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It's really time to buy some new underwear then Mumble. I'm trying not to imagine what it must look like.   ;p 

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...






Reply #32 Top
I was to understand there was going to be pie and punch?
Reply #33 Top
Also, as I mentioned, I think it would be a good idea to prepare for the possibility that at some point the Metaverse may disappear.
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The Metaverse will live on as long as we keep it in our hearts.

*cough cough*

Ugh...what was that?! I think I shouldn't have watched "Enchanted" with my gf... Damn princess movies!

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...
Reply #34 Top
I guess the rumors are true.  :SURPRISED: 



Reply #36 Top
Went Soul Searching today, Kzinti, you will notice yours is missing.

As for president? President of what? I honestly don't know whats going on here, as for converse hitops, DAMN havent seen a pair of those since the early 80's.(THank God) and for the underwear, must be boxers, the elastic gives out on briefs, unless,HHMMMMMM, yes thats it, SUSPENDERS
Reply #37 Top
Today we will discuss how to prevent a law passed by this council from being broken.
Now what could do to make sure a Metaverse law isn't broken is that if any player sees another player breaking a Metaverse law in the Metaverse they should report it imeadetly and the empire that the Metaverse law breaker is part of, shall be brought to this council and would be fined 1000 BC, if done a second time the fine is raised to 4000 BC and if done a third time the fine will be raised to 10,000 BC .Any one have a solution that can prevent a Metaverse law from being broken to show?
Reply #38 Top
Re underwear, the key variable is total number of items in the set. If you have eight hundred pairs of underwear, the elastic on a given pair older than Sethpenguin might be in fine shape.

Also, I'm not sure how to pitch it in serious math nerd terms, but for us picky old geezers, the elastic on a given pair of regularly-used undies is likely to be exposed rather than nicely covered by 100% cotton weave, as in the most civilized modern stretch-knit boxers.
Reply #39 Top
Ermm..... ;p (:(
Reply #40 Top
The Geonetti deplore the discussion of Underware in a Galactic Forum and will refrain from commenting on the actions of such childs' frippery hence forth.

As for the second proposal, we agree, but think that the fine should be higher for the first offense. 2000 BC perhaps. Penalties should be strict as to enforce good behaviour, and to prevent 'accidents' from happening.

As for the second half of the second proposal, the Geonetti are unable to comment as our Universal Translators are apparently malfunctioning. Did you say "Any one have a solution that can prevent a Metaverse law from being broken to show?"
Reply #41 Top
Did you say "Any one have a solution that can prevent a Metaverse law from being broken to show?"
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Yes, please forgive my english i have problems pronouncing and saying things.
Reply #42 Top
For a 1st offense, I would think you should force the offender to wear a pair of Mumble's crusty 15 year old bloomers.
A 2nd offense would be for the offender to eat them, of course.
Reply #43 Top
I shall and will always be in charge of this council that's one of the rules. No one can start an election for council president.Now MumbleFratz the issues when we discuss issues we do it in a roleplaying kind of way and we discuss Metaverse issues. MottiKhan shall represent the Diplomats.
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power power power your mad for it. Not haveing a election for president cannot be good. Us the Asgard think you mad you must have a election for president. ur it will be total Galactic war.
Reply #44 Top
I shall and will always be in charge of this council that's one of the rules. No one can start an election for council president.Now MumbleFratz the issues when we discuss issues we do it in a roleplaying kind of way and we discuss Metaverse issues. MottiKhan shall represent the Diplomats.power power power your mad for it. Not haveing a election for president cannot be good. Us the Asgard think you mad you must have a election for president. ur it will be total Galactic war.
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It's not me, it's my people, my fellow Geckodons, they are all part of a religion were acording to a story in their holy book the recarnation of their god named Seth would be a human living on Earth who would lead the Geckodons to victory, they see me as a god, i didn't ask to be the leader of the Geckodons, they took me from Earth and made me into the Geckodon you see today. Before they found me a grand priest would be in charge, in our people's past there has been a few really nasty ones, our 654th one had nearly caused civil war. I'm not power hungery, i wanted to make this council for the better of this galaxy. My people have are devoted to me they even destroyed a race of beings similar to the Kzinti (no offense KP).
Reply #45 Top
Today we will discuss how to prevent a law passed by this council from being broken.Now what could do to make sure a Metaverse law isn't broken is that if any player sees another player breaking a Metaverse law in the Metaverse they should report it imeadetly and the empire that the Metaverse law breaker is part of, shall be brought to this council and would be fined 1000 BC, if done a second time the fine is raised to 4000 BC and if done a third time the fine will be raised to 10,000 BC .Any one have a solution that can prevent a Metaverse law from being broken to show?
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1st offense. A night in a house with a Rosie ODonnell clone (see your nearest ToE member for one).

2nd offense. A night in a small room with a Rosie ODonnell clone.

3rd offense. A bottle of Red Bull, 60mg of Pseudoephedrine, and a night in a small room with a Rosie ODonnell clone. (And no way to kill yourself.)

ANY QUESTIONS?



Reply #46 Top
It's not me, it's my people, my fellow Geckodons, they are all part of a religion were acording to a story in their holy book the recarnation of their god named Seth would be a human living on Earth who would lead the Geckodons to victory, they see me as a god, My people have are devoted to me they even destroyed a race of beings similar to the Kzinti (no offense KP).
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Thinking oneself is a god is not an uncommon delusion. The Kzinti know that this is a sure sign of insanity, and we always sacrifice such people to the Fanged God.

If this species were wiped out by the Geckodons, then they did not deserve to survive. This is the natural law of the galaxy. The weak must inevitably perish.

Went Soul Searching today, Kzinti, you will notice yours is missing.
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I wasnt using it anyway.

I honestly don't know whats going on here
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Just how many drinks have you had Jeff? ;)

power power power your mad for it. Not haveing a election for president cannot be good. Us the Asgard think you mad you must have a election for president. Or it will be total Galactic war.
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Hrrrrr....now we have a topic that interests us! Galactic warfare is our favorite thing. The Kzinti wholeheartedly cast their vote for a galaxy-wide war!

Any one have a solution that can prevent a Metaverse law from being broken to show?1st offense. A night in a house with a Rosie ODonnell clone (see your nearest ToE member for one).2nd offense...
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The Tyrants seem to have an unhealthy fixation on this Rosie O'Donnell being. Maybe get out of the dungeon once in a while and see the galaxy? ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...
Reply #47 Top
.Hrrrrr....now we have a topic that interests us! Galactic warfare is our favorite thing. The Kzinti wholeheartedly cast their vote for a galaxy-wide war!
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Unfountatly the Metaverse is a galaxy wide war between god and evil.
Reply #48 Top
Any one have a solution that can prevent a Metaverse law from being broken to show?1st offense. A night in a house with a Rosie ODonnell clone (see your nearest ToE member for one).2nd offense...The Tyrants seem to have an unhealthy fixation on this Rosie O'Donnell being. Maybe get out of the dungeon once in a while and see the galaxy? Sentient species taste better...
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Rosie O'Donnell, oh he means GODZILLA!
Reply #49 Top
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Reply #50 Top
Not having elections for president is not democratic. I don't want Sethpenguin to be this council's dictator.