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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3501 Top


Hegetaga, EBZ is in the Armory. He's made a splended Rapier just for you. Arrrgh!!!! Welcome aboard.
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A splenid Rapier!!! Just for me!! *Jumps for JOy* I feel so welcome, no thoughts of jumping ship here :D
Ill buy the rounds in the ships bar tonight
:d
and on AIM im hegetaga, feel free to drop me a message whenever
Also, I realize the error of my early ways, good is not the way to go, evil is. Plus its much more rewarding.
Reply #3502 Top
Hegetaga, EBZ is in the Armory. He's made a splended Rapier just for you. Arrrgh!!!! Welcome aboard
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Ohhh.. Rapier.. just what ive always wanted, skewering in style now! what fun. Rounds in the ships bar on me tonight (or should I say that guy I mugged in port).
Its a pleasure to be welcomed aboard.

Also I know realize the error of my ways, good is not as rewarding as evil. I hath been converted.
Reply #3503 Top
oopps.. stupid me, (double post.. sort of) didnt notice it post, thought something went wrong. I was on the wrong thread line *smack*
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Reply #3504 Top
For your consideration . . .

Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!

Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!

How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!

What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!

What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!

What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!

What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him? His booty!

What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, “So, um, what’s a pirate’s first favorite mode of transportation?” “A ship, duh.”)

What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!

What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!

;p :)
Reply #3505 Top
NO!!! Somebody stop her!!! ARRRrrrgh...

NO! I didn't just say that!

One knock knock joke thrown off track and she goes berserk!!! Battle stations! Battle stations! Man the this and the that and the what knot thing there...

OH THE PIRACY!!! :sniff!:
Reply #3506 Top
Hey. On a day when the pirates openly threaten Threadzilla's very existence...you beef about what the mightiest thread in the Metaverse throws back at you?

Take it like men! You had it coming! The very SUGGESTION is near SACRILEGE! Err...or something like that.

Kit, pass that bottle over here...it's Saturday night, and I've either had too much, or not nearly enough.
Reply #3507 Top
Hey. On a day when the pirates openly threaten Threadzilla's very existence...you beef about what the mightiest thread in the Metaverse throws back at you?Take it like men! You had it coming! The very SUGGESTION is near SACRILEGE! Err...or something like that.
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Threadzilla's never die.
Reply #3508 Top
For your consideration . . .Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It’s rated AARRRRGGH! And do you know why? Because of all the booty!Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGGHentina!What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him? His booty!What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, “So, um, what’s a pirate’s first favorite mode of transportation?” “A ship, duh.”)What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!
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Avast ye mateys!!! This damsel's time with the fellowship is over. But the after effects of too much halfling weed still linger. Ok Ye Wench!!! tour's over. Kit please escort our guest to the exit. Just walk down that plank there to your.... er the exit. Don't let Kit's Rapier hit you in the rump on the way out!!!!

:SURPRISED: :SURPRISED: :) ;) ;p LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply #3509 Top
That's it - bury them in humour! I want them on their knees, begging for mercy! Er...I meant the pirates, Threadzilla, not you...wait...wait....NOOOOOO!
Reply #3510 Top
That's it - bury them in humour! I want them on their knees, begging for mercy! Er...I meant the pirates, Threadzilla, not you...wait...wait....NOOOOOO!
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CHOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP. Say threadzilla, what's that wombat fur hanging out of your mouth?
Reply #3511 Top
The Plan was simple, Distract the Pirates with Ginata the commedian. Meanwhile Cypher would steal back the beer and wine. It was going to a T. Cypher got into the storeroom. He started to load the anti-grav dolly with case after case of the booze. Just as he went to leave he heard an Ahem!!!! Pontius was at the door.
Arrrrgh Matey, stack them boxes back where they came from. Tidy up.

Pontius: I can't bear to see you leave empty handed. Here's 6 boxes of Franzia for ya. Just tell em its all you found.
Reply #3512 Top
Hope everyone had a good weekend. I failed to finish my game. Got in 4 wars. Ugggh. gonna be a long one. But those Altarians are going down baby!!!!!.
Reply #3513 Top
Weekend? A weekend just went by? What day is it? Say, it's kinda dark out there for 9:30 AM. Oh! PM. LOL ;)

I have a gigantic almost complete. Perhaps tomorrow.

The sun will come out
Tomorrow
Bet your... something whatever yadda yadda ya :p
Reply #3514 Top
The Survey Ship of Doom rammed the civilian freighter's engines, leaving it floating dead in space. Helpless, it could do nothing as the pirate vessel closed in.

"Tractor beams on! Docking collar's got a hard lock." yelled out KitWarrior.

Pontius drew his sword.

"Right. Enough talk. Let's do this thing."

They marched down the docking corridor, where a robot welder was already cutting through the enemy's hull. As the welder finished, Pontius kicked the hull-plating in, and the pirates stormed the enemy bridge. Pontius looked around at the cowering crew in satisfaction.

"Avast, me hearties!" he bellowed. "We be pirates of GROSS - hand over yer loot! ARRGH!"

One of the civilians began to laugh.

"Oy! This ain't no joke, sunshine!"

To emphasize the point, Kit sliced his sword through the air and growled, "Aargh!". Instead of silencing the freighter crew, this just made more of them break out in laughter. Pontius grabbed one of the crewmen.

"What the hell are you stupid geeks laughing at?!?!?"

As he shook the crewman, a DVD fell out of his pocket. Kit grabbed it up, and the two pirates had a look at it. The cover had a photo of Ginata, with a beer in one hand and a pirate cutlass in the other. The DVD was titled, "ARRGH! ThAAARGH be PAAAARGH-rats HeAAAARGH!".

The crewman pointed at the DVD.

"She's really quite good, you know. Her pirate accent was dead-on. And that's the special ARRGH-rated edition, where she reels off some great jokes about that incident with you and the - "

Pontius slammed the crewman into a bulkhead, knocking him out, then turned his attention back to the DVD.

"I thought you said we destroyed all the copies of this thing." he muttered to KitWarrior.

"We got all the legal ones. Must be a pirate copy."

Pontius raised an eyebrow. "That's not funny, Kit."

"Sorry, boss."

The crewman on the floor opened one eye. "Actually, I thought it was pretty good, myself."

Pontius kicked the crewman in the head. "No-one asked for your opinion, mate. Stay down."
Reply #3515 Top
LOL, Im sorry but I nearly fell out of my seat with that one.

*feels danger in the air* Ahhhh... Right I had better get back to work *run*
Reply #3516 Top
Pontius-

Thanks for the Franzia, I think. I can't believe that threadzilla might be retired. I almost got eaten for thinking that. The crew's falling out of line - you may near Gerakken to make them fall in. Have you heard from him lately?

Cypher

~SDC~
Reply #3517 Top
Pontius-Thanks for the Franzia, I think. I can't believe that threadzilla might be retired. I almost got eaten for thinking that. The crew's falling out of line - you may near Gerakken to make them fall in. Have you heard from him lately?
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Actually the crew voted she be saved. Twas their cap'n that fell out of line.

Reply #3518 Top
The Special forces. Had just taken over first again. The Meta had settled down.

Just then, Mass Protests sprang up over all of the Special forces worlds.

WE MUST PROTEST YOUR USE OF SF IN YOUR LOGO.... IT STANDS FOR SAN FRANCISCO!!! YOU EVIL SPECIAL FORCES. WE ALL KNOW WHAT SORT OF HEATHEN LIVES THERE!!!!! First that satan symbol, Now SF. It's just gone too far they said. Think of the kids you evil Special forces. Think of the kids!!!!
The Quack knew he'd better go report this to Iron Paw.
The Special forces had a fundamentalist revolt on their hands. But first he wanted to hear the one in the monk's robe. "HEAR ME OH ZION!!!! "AND NOW WE HAVE CAUGHT THE SPECIAL FORCES DISTRIBUTING PIRATE HUMOR. FOR THE G.R.O.S.S. EMPIRE. BLATENTLY ADVOCATING PIRACY. WE CAN'T HAVE OUR CHILDREN HEARING THAT!!!!! REVOLT!!!! REVOLT!!!! BRING IN THE STEAMROLLER, DESTROY THESE DISKS.!!!
After the speach, he noticed the monk carried a cutlass. He was sure he hadn't been seen but just then, the monk flipped a package right at him. Inside was but one note.

Congrats on first, from G.R.O.S.S. Arrrghy Arrrrgh Arrrgh.
Reply #3519 Top
Disclaimer: The above was meant to be humorous and was not intended to be a slam on anyone, or anywhere, including but not limited to Fundamentalist christians, San Francisco, or any person real or ficticious.

Reply #3520 Top
Thanks to all who submitted games over the weekend. Cap'n's working on a couple huges. They aren't going too quickly. We're gaining on those rum runners. A tasty cache of booze is waitin.

Arrrgh Mateys!!!!! Lets get em.
Reply #3521 Top
WE MUST PROTEST YOUR USE OF SF IN YOUR LOGO.... IT STANDS FOR SAN FRANCISCO!!! YOU EVIL SPECIAL FORCES. WE ALL KNOW WHAT SORT OF HEATHEN LIVES THERE!!!!!
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Lucky we changed it, then - we'd have copped hell for that rainbow. :SURPRISED:

Cheers, Cap'n!
Reply #3522 Top
Some rotten president scheduled a 7pm meeting and I'm going to take it out on you Schweinhunde!

(The music to Loser by Beck starts playing over the SF loudspeakers. A pirate-accented voice begins singing karaoke.)

In the time of chimpanzees there was a Wombat
Butane in his veins so he’s out to flee the combat
With the plastic eyeballs spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Death Knight flamin' with Ginata and the cruise control
Killa's in Scowbo with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Hurley keeps sayin' he’s insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on his wing
Don't believe everything that you breathe
Raj gets a parking violation and a maggot on his sleeve

Quack shaves his bill with some mace for the fun
Savin' all his food stamps and burnin' up the space station

Yo, cut it.

Soy un perdedor
They’re losers baby so why don't we kill them?

Double-barrel phaser!

Soy un perdedor
They’re losers baby so why don't we kill them?

Forces of Evil in Samurai’s nightmare
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause Monk's got a Weasel and Mr. F's got a flag
Nand's got on the pole shove the Goblin in a bag
With the GalCiv news and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap with the folksinger slop
Jaws hurt himself with a guitar string
Slap the space shark tail and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
They can't write if they can't promote
Trade the cash for the tech for the planet for the vote
And their time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
They’re losers baby so why don't we kill them?

Get Cypher with the cheeze whiz!

Soy un perdedor
They’re losers baby so why don't we kill them?

Drive-by body pierce!

Yo, bring it on down.

Soooooooyy

They’re Meta players they’re Meta winners things are gonna change they can feel it.

Soy un perdedor
They’re losers baby so why don't we kill them?

I can't believe Piers!

Soy un perdedor
They’re losers baby so why don't we kill them?

Soy un perdedor
They’re losers baby so why don't we kill them?

Sprechen Sie Deutches black smoke?

Soy un perdedor
They’re losers baby, so why don't we kill them?

Know what I’m sayin'?


LMAO Kit. Nice post over in the sf thread. I can almost hear an Arrrrrgh matey coming in from a back up singer after each why don't we kill them?
Reply #3524 Top
Still tryin' to boost our score... took it easy with a Painful (actually, two painfuls... see my new thread about destabilization), now I'll go back to a MasoTiny to rack up a score. Hmm... Alliance Victory... never had one of those. Maybe it's my deodorant? ;)