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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #1302 Top
Nice. SDC just decided to triple-post.

Remember, *never* press ok to a form submission warning, unless you know what form is being submitted.

//sjl


~SDC~
Reply #1303 Top
Remember, *never* press ok to a form submission warning, unless you know what form is being submitted.//sjl
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Hmmm I guess threadzilla was just hungry.
Reply #1305 Top
I just submitted my first game for 5100 points with more to come soon I kinda like the idea of a loose confederation but I think the empires should retain their own identities.
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Reply #1307 Top
I'm workin' on a gigantic game, but I needed to take a break. Take a gander at the product of my artsy-fartsy side. It strikes me as "Metaverse meets South Park". I apologize to those I left out. I only included players who provided a lot of visual stimuli. For those that I did include, if I misrepresented your persona... :p

http://hometown.aol.com/andyt54321/myhomepage/profile.html
Reply #1308 Top
Yoda I am. Jedi master and jedi council member. My ally is the force and a powerful ally it is. I wish you no harm, and peaceful relations for us I see. Me you may contact at any time. On Coruscont my home is located, see me there you can.
Reply #1309 Top
Other than the fact that the my wizard looks too young and a little less than awe-inspiring, great job KitWarrior!

You guys should start up a web-page to include fun stuff from the Metaverse adventures and events.
Reply #1310 Top
Darth Bob! :D No need to welcome you aboard. I think you've been here a tad longer than me. ;) Happy galactic raidin' to ya! AAAaaarrrgh!!! LOL
Reply #1311 Top
Assuming that the blue pirate with a quill is Gerakken, there's a problem. We can see him. NOBODY sees the Spymaster outside the Survey Ship of Doom...we just find traces of his presence afterwards. Disturbances in the Force, cigarette butts, etc.

Might want to replace him with EBZeroMatrix passed out in a tequila coma.
Reply #1312 Top
Kit - thanks for the bear, snake and the wombat with bandaged paws! LOL
Reply #1313 Top
KitWarrior, I sense you are going to go thru hell and back before not too long.
Love the picture (Hurray. For the first time in my LIFE I am the tallest person in a picture!) You may have got confused with Northern bears: koalas are actually smaller than wombats! Still, you've captured the personal presence that I have (at least in my own mind). LOL
Reply #1314 Top
Found the reference to manifest destiny that you were looking for, Kit.

It's actually in the manual.

"The Terran civilization has a manifest destiny to control the entire galaxy."
Reply #1316 Top
Might want to replace him with EBZeroMatrix passed out in a tequila coma.
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I don't liek tequila :notsure:
Reply #1317 Top
I don't liek tequila
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Wooohooo. More Tequila for me then.
Cuervo 1800, Triple Sec, and sweet and sour mix, shaken and served on the rocks.... MM Margarita.

Oh and serve it with a jigger of Grand Marnier Drop in and swill.
Reply #1318 Top
Eh, I don't think I'm going to be drinking again anytime soon. I think that bottle of absinthe nearly killed me, lol.
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Wooohooo. More Tequila for me then. Cuervo 1800, Triple Sec, and sweet and sour mix, shaken and served on the rocks.... MM Margarita.Oh and serve it with a jigger of Grand Marnier Drop in and swill.
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Thought you guys just had cases and bottles in the hold. Did somebody build a full-service bar? Ol' Ben always did know his way around a bar...
Reply #1323 Top
Oh we got the full bar baby..... It wouldn't be the Survey ship of Doom without it.
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Just had a horrifying vision in my head.

- Swell of music to "The Love Boat" theme, as performed by Kit:
"The DOOOOOM ship
Soooon will be making another run
The DOOOOOM ship
Promises plunder foooor everyone..."

- EBZ flashing his pearly whites from behind the bar, striking his best Isaac the Bartender thumbs-up pose

NO, it's too painful to go on.
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Woooohooooo 500k!!!!!! The first to 100k post nerf, the first to 200k, the first to 300k, the first to 400k is now the first to 500k!!! Yeah baby.

Congrats everyone. Now if I can get this baby finished we'll be over 510k. hehe.