The sweet bunny muffin Yor

why Yor were baned from the Empire

Well, in a game Gigantic, Painful, all race slots filled, Krynn and those Dregain wannabe evil monkey men (I forget there name).

Anyway the Yor turn good. Ok this is diffrent there down in the far corner away from everyone with a nice sized empire. So oh well thats nice.

Up pops the Diplomancy screen. the Yor says "How may I pleasure You today." being half ass sick and with a twisted mind I can see the Yor holding up his appendages with new attachements one for pleasuring men and one for women.

My thought was geez they usally just try to screw with us and there wanting to screw us.
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The Yor showing kindness and compassion? Seriously, are you sure you did not mess up the civilisation settings before playing the game?

Yor usually say something like: "What do you want?"...
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Nope not at all. Just a werid game. Get aload of this, I am ranked 1st in everything but approval rating and its in the 98% but I am ranked 5th of all remaining races of which there are 7. I control over 30% of the galaxy far larger than anyone else. When I capture a planet they are way behind me in development heck some are still Tereforming (nuetral rocks). Doom Weapons and Industral sectors are a tech that most races have. I guess in long games the computer has a better chance at being perverse (Murphey is a constant companion to programs I have found). The only sucky thing is as usalle we got the spend limit of 5 which really makes these Giagantic games slow down. Ahh for the days when my fleets were tooling around the universe at 15 per turn. Well at least the peace keepers have not shown up but with two hyperion shinkers I should beable to build something to handle them.

Personally I think being a super isolationist combind with eyes of the universe is a winning combo if you can get that far.

Duh.

Currently spanking the red assed skin loving baboons.
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Heh, the current game I'm in- I got sweet fluffy Koraths. Made my job a lot easier- I'll just try to cripple the Drengin with spying.

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Yeah that works for pre invasion. Espically letting them cook in the farms. Try using the spy for recon on what planets to capture first. Target there money plants first. "Heh Heh how is evil monkey man going to pay for all those ships."

Right now Boobsalot or what ever the silly leader's name is, whats thats the Altarin leader just got assianated and they blame me. I was feeding them ships and tech early in the game to keep both flavors of evil monkeys off me. Hows that for gratituted. Something they never covered in the game can Altairans and Terrans interbreed. If so they are the same species just two diff flavors. Always wondered about that. Well the Altain space will be a fin addition to my empire. Once done with them and the 6 systems the evil red asses babboons have then Korath. If the Yor dont allie with me guess there next.

Duh
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Heh, the current game I'm in- I got sweet fluffy Koraths. Made my job a lot easier- I'll just try to cripple the Drengin with spying.

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Heh one time I got the sweet bunny muffin Dregin. "MMM I could hug you for ever. Thats what we are a hugging kind of race."

I dont know which is more disturbing. "How may I pleasure you today" Or Huggies for everyone.

Duh
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hey Duh!

That depends on how you define species. Numerous species are capable of interbreeding.

Take cats: Both big cats for instance, Ligons and Tigors, and smaller cats, Bengal F1 and Savannah F1.

Or horses: For instance, Zony, Zorse and Mule

The two could be considered separate specicies of Homo Sapien and yet still be capable of reproduction. (A similar theory exists for breeding between Mankind and Neanderthals).

Yea, ok I'm splitting hairs I know! ;o)
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I don't know if I can handle the drengin as anything but "Angry Space Monkeys".  (:( 
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Vangko how about a altarin dregin cross, poo flinging peacenik space monkeys... oops thats the French Green party.