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Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...

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Reply #1251 Top
Hi Mag. I usually don't test for score that early either. I did it this time hoping for something in the range of 300k.

I can use the 240k as a benchmark to beat next game, so there are some advantages to sloppy play. :)

I nearly always have to go through a rush-buy coloniser phase to fill in the gaps.
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Me too, but it's normally later in the game and with only a handful of colony ships. I probably had to colonize over 100 planets this game. I just built the colonizers as I went along for the most part.

Buying ships can be a pain, so I prefer to build them when I can. That might set my score back some, but I think it's worth it to not have to drudge through that kind of tedium. Besides, if it ... Ohh! I see something shiny! Gotta go! ;)
Reply #1252 Top
Thanks Motti! I decided to make run for it, and did a couple dozen ZYWs in one evening to get there. I've been there for about a week, but I bet you or Mag or someone else will grab it back sometime soon!
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Can I have my nice shiny medal back please?  ;) 
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Reply #1253 Top
Hehe....I happily cede the medal to you Mag. And you did it with a million point game, frakking awesome! :D

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Reply #1254 Top
Thus your 'shiny object' comment in another thread today...I had a feeling that's what it meant. Congo-rats Mag.
Reply #1255 Top
Attention KzintiPatriarch I would like to offer the Kzinti Empire a peace treaty on the condition that you recognize The Galactic Stargate Command as one of the great powers of this galaxy
Reply #1256 Top
Attention KzintiPatriarch I would like to offer the Kzinti Empire a peace treaty on the condition that you recognize The Galactic Stargate Command as one of the great powers of this galaxy
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:SURPRISED:

Let me speak on your behalf KP.

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Iv'e mentioned this before, but if the GSC, the Geckodans and the confederation really what to be a power instead of pissing in a pond out in a field, you guys need to join together.

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Attention KzintiPatriarch I would like to offer the Kzinti Empire a peace treaty on the condition that you recognize The Galactic Stargate Command as one of the great powers of this galaxy
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The food-animal known as Harborne does not understand the nature of the Kzinti or of the galaxy. Peace is not the natural state of the universe. Peace only leads to stagnation and decadent ruin. The Stargate Command has become the 10th most powerful empire in this galaxy, yet you speak as if your warriors are grass-eating cowards afraid to fight!

Even those empires that are friends of the Kzinti, we have many battles with. All understand that this is how it is, and will always be. You would be wise to remember this. Should you fight with bravery and honor when we meet in battle, the Kzinti will remember your fallen warriors on our stories and devour their flesh to honor them. If they are cowardly, their bones will be left to bleach in the hot sun.

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Reply #1258 Top
The Stargate Command has become the 10th most powerful empire in this galaxy, yet you speak as if your warriors are grass-eating cowards afraid to engage in honorable combat.
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They also do not appear to understand the number 1 rule of diplomacy - negotiation is best done from a position of strength! If not, then you better have something very big and juicy to offer  ;) 
Reply #1259 Top
The food-animal known as Harborne does not understand the nature of the Kzinti or of the galaxy. Peace is not the natural state of the universe. Peace only leads to stagnation and decadent ruin. The Stargate Command has become the 10th most powerful empire in this galaxy, yet you speak as if your warriors are grass-eating cowards afraid to fight!

Even those empires that are friends of the Kzinti, we have many battles with. All understand that this is how it is, and will always be. You would be wise to remember this. Should you fight with bravery and honor when we meet in battle, the Kzinti will remember your fallen warriors on our stories and devour their flesh to honor them. If they are cowardly, their bones will be left to bleach in the hot sun.
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I was trying to bring peace between our two Races but it seems your head is filled with two many murderous thoughts to recognize a good offer when you see one we will show our power by invading your worlds capturing your leaders and sending them to a cold dark cell at Area-51 on Earth until you are put on trial for your crimes
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we will show our power by invading your worlds
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Now you show some courage! Perhaps you will earn the right to be called our foes, rather than just food-animals.  

:LOL: 

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Reply #1261 Top
It's good to see that two of the top empires agree on one point: Peace is boring. Better to subjugate the universe than to listen to the endless squabble of old fat diplomats.
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Better to subjugate the universe than to listen to the endless squabble of old fat diplomats.
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The pen is mightier than the sword! Just ask KP how his most recent conquests have been achieved - I think you'll find more "big stick diplomacy" has been used than actual fighting.

What you do with the subjugated foe afterwards, of course, is a different matter entirely - there is always plaenty of room at the slave canyons  :D 
Reply #1263 Top
Better to subjugate the universe than to listen to the endless squabble of old fat diplomats.The pen is mightier than the sword! Just ask KP how his most recent conquests have been achieved - I think you'll find more "big stick diplomacy" has been used than actual fighting.What you do with the subjugated foe afterwards, of course, is a different matter entirely - there is always plaenty of room at the slave canyons   
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Many foes surrender their worlds to the Kzinti within mere moments after they glimpse the power of our fleets. They hope for mercy, but only those who bravely resist wil be honored by the Kzinti. The conquered peoples end up as slaves, food, hunting entertainment, and a very few who possess the heart of a Hero will get the chance to earn their names, and win glory for the Empire!

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Reply #1264 Top
< snip > I was trying to bring peace between our two Races but it seems your head is filled with two many murderous thoughts < snip >
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What ammater with that?
Reply #1265 Top
Many foes surrender their worlds to the Kzinti within mere moments after they glimpse the power of our fleets. They hope for mercy, but only those who bravely resist wil be honored by the Kzinti. The conquered peoples end up as slaves, food, hunting entertainment, and a very few who possess the heart of a Hero will get the chance to earn their names, and win glory for the Empire!
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Except for humanity which wins every war with the Kzinti.



Reply #1266 Top
Except for humanity which wins every war with the Kzinti.
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Not in this galaxy.  :HOT: 

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Reply #1267 Top
Many foes surrender their worlds to the Kzinti within mere moments after they glimpse the power of our fleets. They hope for mercy, but only those who bravely resist wil be honored by the Kzinti. The conquered peoples end up as slaves, food, hunting entertainment, and a very few who possess the heart of a Hero will get the chance to earn their names, and win glory for the Empire!
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So in other words you only look strong but really your week little kittens :LOL:
Reply #1268 Top
No, it just means that the best time to negotiate is when you already have a gun jammed down the other guy's throat  :LOL: 
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No, it just means that the best time to negotiate is when you already have a gun jammed down the other guy's throat   
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Look let me tell you how to get out of bad situations with giant pussy cats just offer them some Catnip and they will bow at your feet every time
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No, it just means that the best time to negotiate is when you already have a gun jammed down the other guy's throat   
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When your jaws are at the enemy's throat they are most receptive to "negotiation", as some may like to call it. ;)

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Reply #1271 Top
Attention KzintiPatriarch I would like to offer the Kzinti Empire a peace treaty on the condition that you recognize The Galactic Stargate Command as one of the great powers of this galaxy Let me speak on your behalf KP. Iv'e mentioned this before, but if the GSC, the Geckodans and the confederation really what to be a power instead of pissing in a pond out in a field, you guys need to join together.
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i have been trying to do this seens the begning but no one listens to me AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Except for humanity which wins every war with the Kzinti.
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Then I guess it's a good thing they got some non-felids in their midst....
Reply #1273 Top
BTW Mag, nice to see you took that record from Livonya, your 1,064,000 beats the 1,062,950 they posted.
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Except for humanity which wins every war with the Kzinti.Then I guess it's a good thing they got some non-felids in their midst....
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The more predators the merrier! Now if we could only get you canids to tone down the howling moons a bit...its rough on the sensitive Kzinti ears. ;)

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Reply #1275 Top
~yanks two pinky fingers from a victim~ Here, shove these in your ears...