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Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...

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Reply #2976 Top

Quoting KzintiPatriarch, reply 25
Ah, got it.  It also looked like they were in this Axis, and I thought the Alliance would make more sense, and I see that's what you did intend.
End of KzintiPatriarch's quote

Originally I was gonna place them into the Axis.

Reply #2977 Top

preemptive congrats to the kzinti for nearing your 3000th empire thread post. this thread could be a book.

Reply #2978 Top

Quoting dystopic, reply 2
preemptive congrats to the kzinti for nearing your 3000th empire thread post. this thread could be a book.
End of dystopic's quote

Yes congrats Kzinti Empire for getting closer to 3000 post, on the other hand, my empire thread hasn't even gotten to it's 500th post.

Reply #2979 Top

Hopefully, whomever pops in the 3,000th post has some sort of MST3K referance...

Reply #2980 Top

Quoting Loupdinour, reply 4
Hopefully, whomever pops in the 3,000th post has some sort of MST3K referance...
End of Loupdinour's quote

What is MST3K?

Reply #2981 Top

Quoting dystopic, reply 2
preemptive congrats to the kzinti for nearing your 3000th empire thread post. this thread could be a book.
End of dystopic's quote

Thanks Dys!

Quoting Emperor_Seth, reply 3



Quoting dystopic,
reply 2
preemptive congrats to the kzinti for nearing your 3000th empire thread post. this thread could be a book.

Yes congrats Kzinti Empire for getting closer to 3000 post, on the other hand, my empire thread hasn't even gotten to it's 500th post.
End of Emperor_Seth's quote

A few hundred posts is nothing to sneer at. :)

Quoting Emperor_Seth, reply 5

Quoting Loupdinour,
reply 4
Hopefully, whomever pops in the 3,000th post has some sort of MST3K referance...

What is MST3K?
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Oh my...  It was a TV show, which consisted of a bunch of characters (1 human, and the rest robot puppets) who watched the worst sci-fi movies of all time and made rude comments throughout the entire movie.  Each episode was devoted to one movie.  It was VERY funny most of the time.

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #2982 Top

Quoting KzintiPatriarch, reply 6

Oh my...  It was a TV show, which consisted of a bunch of characters (1 human, and the rest robot puppets) who watched the worst sci-fi movies of all time and made rude comments throughout the entire movie.  Each episode was devoted to one movie.  It was VERY funny most of the time.

Sentient species taste better...
End of KzintiPatriarch's quote

Oh you mean Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Reply #2983 Top

What is MST3K?
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BURN THE HERETIC!

Mystery Science Theater 3000, a now-defunct show featuring some of the worst movies ever made being ruthlessly heckled by a guy and some robot companions.

"Well, what do you know? It WAS in my plan - 'breach hull, all die'. Even had it underlined"

I really need to get some DVDs...

*edit* KP beat me to it.

Reply #2985 Top

the kzinti's empire has got oodles of MRxL XD

Reply #2986 Top

Completed my latest Swindle, although the MV still seems to be having problems and I cant submit it.  Here's the screenshot of the victory screen though:

game years: 7

social score: 115,274

tech score: 69,264

econ score: 320,498

military score: 271,356

total ships: 3,912

total income: 1,2554,498

maintenance: 520,348 (ship 467112)

net income: 735,148

I'm gratified to have broken 700k on a Huge map, but I'm not entirely satisfied with this game.  I reached the war-Swindle point during Year 0, which I'm definitely happy with.  But I was a bit off with the timing of adjusting my sliders a couple times, I had an econ boom, but it was later than I'd like, and I could have back-filled the empty worlds after the Swindle more quickly.  Other beneficial random-events were minimal, so overall I'd call this a good game, but not great.  I'm sure I can score significantly higher with the same settings.

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #2987 Top

700k on a Huge map
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Nice! I'm still trying to get 700K on an immense map. Truly an accomplishment worthy of the highest level of recognition!

Reply #2988 Top

I am so going to camp out and jump in when it hits 2999. :rofl:

Or i could accidentally double post ... 13 times.

Reply #2989 Top

Congrats KP. I'm thinking you should be the one making the 3000th post.

Reply #2990 Top

Quoting CaptainYar, reply 13
I am so going to camp out and jump in when it hits 2999.

Or i could accidentally double post ... 13 times.
End of CaptainYar's quote

Lol, a decapost would do it now.

Reply #2991 Top

Thanks for the congrats guys. :)

As for the 3000th post, anybody is welcome to try to claim it, hehe. ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #2992 Top

As for the 3000th post, anybody is welcome to try to claim it, hehe.
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~ques up 9 tabs in FF and readies the spam~

Sadly, an iron-fisted ruler with impulse would just delete a post and plop in his/her/it's own.

Reply #2993 Top

Quoting Loupdinour, reply 17

As for the 3000th post, anybody is welcome to try to claim it, hehe.
~ques up 9 tabs in FF and readies the spam~
Sadly, an iron-fisted ruler with impulse would just delete a post and plop in his/her/it's own.
End of Loupdinour's quote

Ah, so true.  Lucky then that I try to be a more enlightened emperor, rather than a autocratic tyrant.  That's tyrant with a small "t" so dont you Tyrants get all worked up. ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #2994 Top

worked up? you complement us, sir. but rest assured, flattery won't help save the kzinti from our domination.

*_*

Reply #2995 Top

Ahhhh, so THESE are the ones you were telling me about. We're second to a bunch of CATS?

8C  x_x X(

How distressing.

Reply #2996 Top

A few non-felines as well.

It's sad to know you are the first loser to an empire that sleeps 16hrs a day huh?

Reply #2997 Top

If you're refeing to the (holy crap I can't spell this thing...brb) ... the Gerontocracy, it just seems that we sleep so much because dinner time is at 4.

Reply #2998 Top

Nah, cats sleep most of their lives.  I was hinting at the Kzin.

*edit*

Gah, holding my hand.  #3k I'm ceeding to you KP

Reply #2999 Top

SO Clllllose .... 2999

 

I wish i were my cat.

Reply #3000 Top

I have a cat. That is to say, i had a cat.

A bottle of Aussie red and some chat potatoes and it really was a fine dish......'Bout the only useful thing i could find to do with the feline. :P

 

And it's Tyrannts...not Tyrants. }:)

 

Oh did i steal post 3000 with inane drivel....oh my, how down right evil of me!

XD XD