Apologize really??? I really think PlayJeff knows that it is all in jest.

Nice rap Terra..but,

and then

Which is it?????


His mind has taken a weeks vacation, and let him rhyme without lyrical notation.
He's spittin words, letting us know he can throw it,
but he's hardly a new age lyrical poet.

18! and already the world's champeen,
thats the chump division son, this here's for the filthy and mean.

Not an OG, a true OG, now whats that you say,
I'm a mean MotherTrucker, a true MC, all the way...

Pissin, kissin and dissin, now thats a topic i can relate,
Sounds like last night, pissed with my mate.

I'm the real battle rapper and y'all know it,
galciv's master of the mic, and no-one even comes close,
to wearing me down, cause you know im the shit,
i'm the genuwine real deal and i can give you a dose,
of my super swift lines that i could only boast.

I can give it away more than alex tribeck,
i dont need no fraking gun i'll kick y'all in your damn poop deck.

This is DJ Whitey White and you all know me,
im the next marshall mathers you just wait and see.

these raps are taking me away from my life,
i better stop now before someone runs away with my wife.

is this the end of my battle rap scene,
you damn right, untill my next drop of caffaine!!

---

All in fun man, all in fun. Hit me back, i can take it.

And yet there's still no disco  

Lol the first line was about him, saying he aint no og, and the other line was me, I'm the og... i couldnt think up of anything else really...

Hey man, you gotta stay true,
cuz this scene here aint for you,
you gotta get back to yo games,
play yo Galctic whatsitcalled,
my game is all about beer cold,
drinkin it and sippin it,
then unzippin it and stickin it in,
hell she feels day and night,
cuz my jammy is unmatched in its might,
you got you mouse, you got yo keayboard,
but i shoot mofos up when i gets bored,
you shoot you pixelated foes,
im shootin N**gaz and screwin dem hos,
you aint from the hood, thats clear as day,
but im here to do thing my way,
gettin paid and gettin laid thats wut its about,
you cant face my in a lyrical bout,
hows about this, you get yo diss, you get the f**k outa this,
by this i mean the game, for i am the player with a name,
yeah that name i said about earlier, the name about death.
ah wait, yo gon complain my line didnt just rhyme?
thats a shame, cuz rap aint about the poetry, thats for fags who like to hug trees
yo gots yo hiakus, yo gots your sonnets, but i gots ma gal naked on dat bonnet,
and shes sayin come to me baby, and hell you might have a gal too, maybe
i gots the phat skills, the gun dat kills,
you gots your pc for yo frills.
so come on playa, lets hear yo reply, lets see those words pass you by,
as you struggle to make up a rap, im gon call you a washed up sap
get yo reefer, get yo gun, but you know im the true number one!!
Peace out homies, this is cain, cauzin pain, callin neilo a whigga dats lame

Amazing...simply amazing.

Terracain88, welcome to my lil' club!  

There are three members currently: You, me, and Evil Stormbringer are part of it. I am open to applications. Playjeff, you may become a member shortly.

Etrius

(BTW, Terracain, It may be a while before I get that good a rap down!  )

One more thing, Terracain is a PERMANENT member. Amazing raps!!!!

*Bows* cheers mate, its fun to have a laugh.
Good to be a part of the 'Message Board Rappin Crew' aiight?

Very fraking nice, i think i awoke a sleeping giant!!!!

well cain, that was very interesting. a good read. General, the ball is in your court li'l buddy. And yes I thought Neilos comment earlier about my wife was well? I left myself open and got a great laugh. chat with ya later.  

Hey hey hey, whats happenan homey!
just thought id pop in and say,
wheres yo rap general,
you spose to get down and lyrical,
in reply to ma first material
you know, the rap i said to you,
in reply to frogboy bein no dogboy fool.
so get yo ass up, come lemme see whassup
i wanna hear you rap yo stuff
cuz im waitin paitently, but that patience is about to leave me
sure this rap took 5 minutes to write, but hell i aint rappin no tripe
cuz you know when you read, things are as plain as can be
im the best rappa ever to grace the Stardock BB!
now i know some of you may think, 'man dis guys had way too much to drink'
but hell, maybe im a geek, or maybe im all about the l33t,
nah man that stuff is for freaks
sure im a gamer at heart, but this rap is my one true art
so come on general, wheres yo retort,
im begginin to think you writin a report,
cuz no matter how long you take to write,
im gon answer back in a night, maybe less maybe more,
depends when i can get rid of this whore.
So lets all give general a little support,
cuz hes gonna need it to write that report!

Heh, sorry I think im getting a bit too carried away with the rap stuff here...
Anyway, umm... how about those Torian women eh? soz, dont know what else to say...

5 minutes to write? Would take me 3 frakking days  

Torian woman??? How can you tell!!!

The boobs give it away...
And the lipstick... dont forget that.

HMMMM? boobs and lipstick you say well I'm an ass and thigh kind of guy  

Ass and thigh? Well Drengin women must have alot of appeal to you then. Drengin's look like that they have ample skin in that department...

Me. just give me a nice chrome Yor Fembot any old day...once reprogrammed the possabilities are endless

Hehehe, you gonna call her A.I.lene (say the name fast and it sounds like Ilene), and designate her model as 'Pleasure-bot 69hundred'?
And boobs, ass, face, thigh, all matter.
But as my dad told me before, the face pulls you in, who she is will keep you there.
I didnt have a clue what he meant at the time, but he meant how good looking she is will make you interested, but her personality is what will KEEP you interested... lol

How very true..

Could'nt agrreee any more

Yo, yo, you want a rap now?
I give it to you and you go KAPOW

This one won't leave you sleepin' like a log
Cuz then you be my superfat dog

My dog then go crazy to me
Just like this rap club is supposed to be!

The stupid dog smack you and you go sprawlin'
Yo brain might go back to baby mode and you start crawlin'

Some people this is just a hype
But respect it, it can take a while to type

If those fools still want to talk smack
Hit with a ball bat and their skulls go CRACK!!

When their bashed brains make them say "Goggity googity garm!"  
Call and ask if there's room at the max security funny farm!

When the heat learns and says "Stop them, he or her"
Run away, laugh and say "You never catch me copper!"

After yo brain returns from baby mode
Yo get in yo hot Corvette and hit the road

All this crap for Terracain
If he's mad, things might rain

Then we get guns and at gangsters we pop some caps
Then we get down dirty and do a few raps!

So hell, keep that patience inside you,
Then we be totally cool

Yes, cool games and cool raps are some cool arts
In math and english class you go to sleep and fart

So yeah, yo,
Add this rap to your den
Then lets get to know some hot Altarian women!

YEAH!!!

Etrius

Etrius, that was a rap, now allow me to talk that shit back...
you gotta learn, rapping shouldnt take time, you gotta make your feeling unlined
the aggression within your words, is so missable, its gettin absurd,
now allow me to be on the contrary, im something like dictionary,
i know the deep meaning, within those lines, that its something ahead of its time,
i can find the fear in your rap, that your afraid is dishin it back,
your rap took you a good week to write, whats the matter, dying of fright?
dont join the game if you cant win, youll end up in a garbage bin,
yesterdays news, it would be a shame, but guess what, that means i didnt lose
I dont plan to, so listen closely, this aint gonne be nice even remotly:
Etrius, altarian women, belong nowhere else but the kitchen,
thats a little joke, in case your forget, so lets have a little wager/bet
I bet to you, your next rap will be without a damn clue,
youll be so scared you raps wont hold it, im here to look all over it,
ill be lookin, for the fear it contains, the fear that which remains,
remains in your previous rap, that which escaped the serious crap,
for you started distracting me, with that nonsensical glee,
you avoided aggression and fervour, that i guess i shouldnt take this further
but you know what, im way beyond 'chill' so i guess further take it i sure damn will!
etrius, lets hear you take it, because in these raps we shouldnt fake it,
say what you really feel, cuz next rap, im gonna put your ass on my boot heel,
scrared yet. you better be, cuz next rap it wont be clean
its gonna be riddled with the filth of whatever, hey diddle diddlie, i gots you a riddle, gon take you forever:
whats green, unmean, and seriously clean? ill give you the answer, just dont become serene
its you, your green as can be, because your raps dont compare to me,
your unmean not a single swearword can be seen, i gues that also entails the 'seriously clean'
so man, next time be mean, cuz im a raging rapping machine
and this machine will engrave on your tombstone: this man has some balls to show,
but he falied in one critical way, he stood up to Cain, rest in peace he may...

So Etrius... I wait patiently for your reply...

Great work guy's!!!

ALMOST TAPPING TO THAT RAPPIN  

Uh, Terracain, I've run out of rapping ideas. Private Message me some ideas and then we can work on a kick-ass song song here.  

Etrius

How about your hamster is a gun toting gangster  

My hampsta is a gun toting rapper,
say one wrong word and hell cap ya,
hes got the rap skillz down likes hes the masta,
this shit is just way beyond ya,
My hamster is a psycho nutcase,
one wrong look and hell smash yo face,
spreadin yo brains all over the place,
and to the hospital you race!
my hamster is a freak wid a gun,
hes got the ideal that hes number one,
dont ever tell him hes wrong,
or his cut off yo schlong!
my hamster is a little fluffball,
hes so damn cute with his little paws,
his eyes so innocent they trick yall,
then he shoots of ya balls!
my hamster is my best friend,
cross him and hell make ya repent,
thats the way this story ends...

ma-m-ma hamsta, ma-m-ma hamsta, yeah ye-y-y-yeah, ma ha-ha-ha-hamsta, hes da killa!


bubye homies, peace out

Motherfrakkin hilarious, wierd AL eat that. sucka.