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Who united the Earth ?

Who united the Earth ?

Must have been the french.

Think the French must have united the world in GC2. Lets see :
1) Earthlings foolishly rely on diplomacy.
2) Never seen them do anything too militarily significant. (even on incredible)
3) Slow to revamp thier military. (probably all AIs fail here but oh well.)

Think it would be funny to explain the backstory a little more in this area, or maybe mod it so the humans are distinctly french...
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Reply #26 Top
It definitly was Khan who united the Earth

Idea for a minor race: ALF... 'nuff said.
Reply #27 Top
what happened to the minor race that was supposed to be the democratic party that went into space. I mean from gal civ 1
Reply #28 Top


HA ha... Nice how did i forget giving away hyperdrive ? I like the Mexicans idea.

Production +50%
Reproduction +50%
Soldiering -40% (could be attacked during the mandatory seista)
Diplomacy -30% (don't like to learn universal language...)

Reply #29 Top
Soldiering -40% (could be attacked during the mandatory seista)


Thats preety funny. Pfffft daily seiesta... thatd be kinda funny.

The Mexicans land on a Drengin planet,are primed for battle, but the men protest a siesta. The Drengin soon aware of their landing surround and attack the napping Latinos.
Reply #30 Top
Mexicans wouldnt attack them. They would "immigrate" to the planets take all the jobs then demand citizenship. and wham the planet would be theirs. no bloodshed nessecerary
Reply #31 Top
what happened to the minor race that was supposed to be the democratic party that went into space


For them to accomplish anything, they would need racial abilities like Leadership and Initiative. If it were today's Dems out there, by 2225 they might have just gotten around to voting on what brand of TP to buy for their colony transport.

No, if America united the Earth for GCII it would definitely have been under the Republicans. Just watch the way the Terrans behave under AI control: They talk a really big game and get off to a great start with lots of fanfare… then after they have about seven planets they run completely out of money and do nothing else for the rest of the game. Why? Because their leaders own all of the contracting firms. They pay 10x the actual price to have the contractors build all of their space toys, then have nothing left to build an infrastructure.
Reply #32 Top
Yeah, it was obviously the Americans with a name like Alan Bradley. Even the other option for human is an American looking dude. I imagine that the USA united earth by making everyone re-create the UN(because it's obvious we hate it) into an institution that looked fair but then we secretly and slowly rose to a position of power and became supreme chancellors or any other "fair" sounding title. LOL!!!
Reply #33 Top
I like to think that, instead of one country having dominated everyone else, an international council would govern interstellar colonization. Kinda like the UN, except it actually accomplishes things.

Then, you get that stuff like Interstellar Republic and Star Democracy, and the colonies start becoming self-sufficient enough to govern themselves.




Of course, I think we can all agree that the best-case scenario would be that Bill and Ted really did ascend mankind to a higher state of being through a planetary alignment and most excellent rock music. Then, though, we'd have to discover time travel, and send George Carlin back to help out with a high school history report that features Abe Lincoln shouting, "Party on, dudes!"
Reply #34 Top
I already debunked the republican theory. The Bush Administration is anti-diplomacy and hates the united nations. They're all about wars and stuff. Oh and WTC was a government conspiracy--see the "loose change" video on google.

Reply #35 Top
It might have been the grays that secretly control the US government at area 51.
Reply #36 Top
They pay 10x the actual price to have the contractors build all of their space toys


You dont actually think Microsoft are behind this them with a markup of that amount

Actually i also believe that America united the world, all be it without the other nations actually replying to the statement. "You are Democratic and will rely on us for all your trade goods", "oh and 56th state??"

Even the game play for the humans is definitely American orientated! Throw everything you have into being the first one to get to a new world (ring any bells about the space race?) but in doing so bankrupt yourself or bog-down the people that can finish the job with enough red-tape to miss the rest of the race. Then suddenly realise you are not the biggest guy in town so amass your forces and invade the other 'worlds' in the name of democracy
Reply #37 Top
Cmd. Ivanova: "At least we now they understand us... They're just not willing to talk to us in our language..."

Marcus Cole: "Didn't know they were french... Sorry!"


Reply #38 Top
It sounds like a Bill Clinton version of America, but all the Americans hate that kind of America now by how they vote.
Reply #39 Top
vote ha !! We're living in the beginings of a theocratic fascist state !! And we love it !! (or are just to ignorant to notice)

Southpark had it right, here are the candidates :
1) Dusche bag or
2) Turd sandwich

And i'm sure Turd Sandwich would rig the electronic voting in Ohio anyway...