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Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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Reply #951 from WinCustomize Forums Top

ahoy seldom -- wake up!


I be hopin' he ain't fell o'erboard Mistress Jenny
Reply #952 from JoeUser Forums Top
I be hopin' he ain't fell o'erboard Mistress Jenny


naw e be not speakin very often onta ship like ye checks back it be fars apart like, e keeps eself busy in ta crows nest - we tends to forget Seldomseen is there! aye tis is name ye see! aaarrgg
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Reply #954 from JoeUser Forums Top
(Citizen)seldomseen
January 19, 2007 12:28:37


so ye be not "gone fishin" then??

I sees ye be spottin ta cruise liner and ta long boats! So we bes be mannin our guns then an stealin all ta food on ta ship! We's ready ta be boardin er soon!!
Reply #956 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Juss takin' anuvver break and dropped in ta see 'ow ye all be. 'Twould seem ye all be doin' juss fine n' keepin' up our fine tradishuns o' booty nabbin'....it truly warms tha cobbles o' me dear ol' 'eart when I 'ears ye be settin' about ta lootin' them thar vessels Seldom see'd on tha 'orizon. Full speed ahead n' spare 'em nuffin'


Uh, oh....looks like Mrs starkers 'ave found Mistress Jennifer's cat o' nine....her be 'ere crackin' it n' tellin I ta git meself back ta wurk.
Reply #957 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, what the hell...might as well help to push this up to 1,000 comments...that's gotta be a JU record or something.

~Zoo
Reply #958 from WinCustomize Forums Top
keep trying people.., i'm gonna be the last one to make a comment!  
Reply #959 from JoeUser Forums Top
Full speed ahead n' spare 'em nuffin'


aye tis a fine one Seldom has spotted! an e be rearin ta go an all! Good work Seldom me eartie good work.


keep trying people.., i'm gonna be the last one to make a comment!

tha will be da bloody day! las word in deed - las cat across ye back more like ye scurvey scoundrel! aaarrgghh

Reply #960 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Uh, oh....looks like Mrs starkers 'ave found Mistress Jennifer's cat o' nine....her be 'ere crackin' it n' tellin I ta git meself back ta wurk.


Ye might'n not sound so 'appy 'bout it Captn'...ye be a kinky one fer sher

aye tis a fine one Seldom has spotted! an e be rearin ta go an all! Good work Seldom me eartie good work.


'mazing whut 'e can do wit 'is eyes open

las cat across ye back more like

now that thar 'tis whut makes me ol' 'eart sing wit joy Mistress Jenny

Reply #961 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, what the hell...might as well help to push this up to 1,000 comments...that's gotta be a JU record or something.


Aye, another mate! He can start swabbin the decks. All ands that work get rum rations!
Reply #962 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Arrr, extri rum for ta first to 1000...
Reply #963 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hardy Har Har! heheeee, i'ves been a stowaway, under a canvas tarp, drinkin on ta rum, gots me banana bread I mixed up while the likes of all of ye slept!

I'm a not gonna cook no more, ya hears? I'm a gonna sail this here heap of a tugboat ya calls a ship! Looks out thar matey, I'z is a tad bit woozey, yet can git this ship into port!

heheeee, gonna be a great day!
Reply #964 from WinCustomize Forums Top
heheeee, gonna be a great day!


tha cook gets ta tha rum and now she be havin' visions of grandure... luckily tho she not be confusin' 'erself wit no pointy ear alien or we be in a heap of truble
Reply #965 from JoeUser Forums Top
tha cook gets ta tha rum and now she be havin' visions of grandure... luckily tho she not be confusin' 'erself wit no pointy ear alien or we be in a heap of truble


Ere now! And ye all been accusin me {hic} of drinkin all ta rum! Besdt be gettin Mistress Jenny out wit ta lash and gettin ta cook back ta cookin! I'll ide ta rum!
Reply #966 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Besdt be gettin Mistress Jenny out wit ta lash


Ye be thinkin' she can 'andle tha cook??? it should be a good cat fight to wartch
Reply #967 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ye be thinkin' she can 'andle tha cook??? it should be a good cat fight to wartch



I guess the likes of ye tain't neer seen me "takin ker of busiyness now ave ya?!
I'ze kin andle meself jest fine wid the likes of any wenches!

I'ze been know tho toss a man over me shoulder and throws him to da ground! only ifin I'z haz to of course...
usually theys come along willingly wid me to me chambers...har har har....

now for real me mateys, I'z doan want to sail this bloody blooming vessel, I'z jiz doanna wanna cook no mores. Let me be on de upper deck with the other pirates and sailors!
Reply #968 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'ze been know tho toss a man over me shoulder and throws him to da ground! only ifin I'z haz to of course...
usually theys come along willingly wid me to me chambers...har har har....


aye ye bes be watchin yer manners an all or ta cook be cuttin ye all up fer dinner and feedin ye to ta swine belows ta decks!

Now Cook GoLightly what we be suppin tonight then? Me stomach be makin a mighty rumblin noise - Seldom be looking out ta crows nest and thinkin it be thinder!! aaarrgghh
Reply #969 from JoeUser Forums Top
now for real me mateys, I'z doan want to sail this bloody blooming vessel, I'z jiz doanna wanna cook no mores. Let me be on de upper deck with the other pirates and sailors!


I's just be seein this now Cook Golightly - ye means I ave ta be goin hungry tonight? aaarggh - I be keepin ye awake all night wit me stomach noises!

Now if ta capt be puttin ye on ta decks like - ye be workin very hard up ere and tis ta crack o ta whip ye feelin across ye back when ye be not puttin ta effort in like - do ye really wants to be doin that like?

Ye was a mighty fine nurse and then ye was a mighty fine cook an now ye wants ta be a deckhand and man ta guns too? Ye bes be talkin to ta capt when he be gettin back like?

aaarrgghh
Reply #970 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrr, extri rum for ta first to 1000...


oy me matey ye be tied to ta mast - ye caint be given out ta rum an offerin it all over ta place!! ye be our prisoner like - ye cheecky dog! aaargh
Reply #971 from JoeUser Forums Top
now for real me mateys, I'z doan want to sail this bloody blooming vessel, I'z jiz doanna wanna cook no mores. Let me be on de upper deck with the other pirates and sailors!


I's just be seein this now Cook Golightly - ye means I ave ta be goin hungry tonight?


Arrgg...best ta break out another keg o'rum. That way at least the crew not be in condition to mutiny.
Reply #972 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ye be thinkin' she can 'andle tha cook??? it should be a good cat fight to wartch


ere now - Mistress Golightly an I be gettin on like ouse on fire - don ye be tryin ta be settin us on one nother now!! ye scurvey mutt!! Behave or tis me whip ye be feelin - behave like!! aaarrgghh
Reply #973 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrgg...best ta break out another keg o'rum. That way at least the crew not be in condition to mutiny.


aye tat be a good idea - we as plenty stocks now from tha cruise liner we jus be robbin and burnin!
Reply #974 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I be keepin ye awake all night wit me stomach noises!


that thar beats the snorin' comin' from ye cabin Mistress Jenny, and since ye not be a snorer we be placin' bets as to who ye dun hangshied to ye cabin

Arrgg...best ta break out another keg o'rum. That way at least the crew not be in condition to mutiny.


I be give up on helpin' ye Doc so I be joinin' ya fer a keg or twelve so'in I's kin ketch up to ya in the rum depatrment...

we as plenty stocks now from tha cruise liner we jus be robbin and burnin!


tis' a pirates life fer me
Reply #975 from WinCustomize Forums Top
oy me matey ye be tied to ta mast


tis 'im callin' an beggin' fer tha whip Mistress Jenny...ye be given it to 'im good an proper as ye only knows 'ow